everyone on this website except me needs to shut up

*sticks to you*

everyone on this website except me and this swag ass lizard needs to shut up

That’s why they need pirates

symbiosis

🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️ (affectionate)

i'm going to end all the discussions abt fandom and parasocial relationships and stan culture once and for all. the celebrities that entertain me are ok, the ones i dislike are bad, and the ones i don't know abt don't exist.

hey ive been really good about recycling and using reusable water bottles instead of disposable ones so why is there still an oil fire in the middle of the ocean

i forgot about the showers im so fucking sorry

I’m phobic

Just scared

me, copy pasting the same joke on tumblr, 3 discord servers, 2 dms, and a group chat: I am doing amazing. I am doing fantastic. I am going to get a good grade in funny, which is both normal to want and possible to achieve,

shaking and crying

me, copy pasting the same joke on tumblr, 3 discord servers, 2 dms, and a group chat: I am doing amazing. I am doing fantastic. I am going to get a good grade in funny, which is both normal to want and possible to achieve,

shaking and crying

i hate when ppl mock “gsa kids” and “baby gays” bc,, like i would literally do anything to go through the early stages of discovery again. Back when i just got so excited at the idea of anything with rainbows, and was excitily telling everyone that i was going by a new name and buying pronoun pins by the handful. And then i found internet discouse and immediatly decided to stop being so gay bc if i did- i would be mocked. i literally hate u all so much for acting like being new to the community and genunily excited is something bad or cringy. Theres literally nothing wrong with a teenager identifying with sixty labels and talking loudly. You know what happens if they realize they’re not ace, or nonbinary, or whatever else you think is fake? then they realize that they’re not that- and if you chose to support them- they also have a lot of good memories of their experiences in lgbt spaces. It’s literally that easy.

Me and the mutuals filling eachothers dashboards w the exact same posts we've reblogged from one another

no, I will not do my stupid human tasks, I will stare at the ceiling and yearn for something I’ll never feel

claus what do u have

i think being a little in love with your friends is crucial

this what im talkin bout

Zimmermann | Resort 2022

2021/4/23