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Hello I’m Nix

I’ve come to make my Rules more accessible.

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mayomkun

This looks like they both got drunk and fell asleep

pimsri

how it is vs how it could be 😔

androidvixen

Sees Markus being treated like one of Kamski’s slaves. Seriously considering murder or arson.

#dash commentary

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After a fight

Markus: I'm sorry

Simon: Me too

Josh: Me three

North: I have no need to apologize.

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I get no interactions on this blog for over a month and then suddenly someone liked the lubricantion for your android gf post

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sphynxrpmemes

In honor of the eclipse this weekend, have some werewolf memes! As always, feel free to adjust pronouns or phrasing as needed. -Xo

Excuse you, I do not get fleas.

Tell me 'good boy/girl/wolf' one more time. Do it. See what happens.

Oh no, the eclipse...isn't good. It won't prevent a shift, it will just feel wrong. Like, really wrong.

Who me? I'm fine. Dandy. Just need to get home before the moon is fully up, though.

You're going to mouth off like that? Are you trying to put in your place?

We can't all be an alpha you know.

Dude, calm the fuck down. Your eyes are glowing.

Do you mind putting the fangs away? I'm not looking for a fight.

You try being forced to shift every month and see how much you like it...

The bite is a gift, it's not just something you go handing out willy nilly to any meathead that wants it.

Did I say I wanted this? I was born into it.

Call me Moon-Moon and I will bite you in the butt. Don't push me.

I'm not trying to get kicked out of the pack, don't be stupid.

Oh I absolutely heard you. You breathe harder than steam engine, it's cacophonous.

There is no need to douse yourself in cologne around me. It's overly strong as is.

Why is there so much steak in your fridge?

I lost my clothes in the woods. What else is new?

How do you lose anything with a nose like yours?

It's so difficult to hold back, appear normal. But what are you going to do?

What do you mean it's common knowledge there's a pack here?

I'm sorry- maybe I'm not following, I'm now a what?!

#Access: Rp memes

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squeakitties

sensually massaging WD-40 into your robot gf’s joints

WD-40 is a terrible lubricant actually, especially for high friction parts like limb joints. WD stands for Water Displacement and is good for treating wet rust and expelling moisture, but terrible for minimizing friction.

What you’d really want is SAE10-30 or if she’s older, an oil with a higher viscosity like a SAE20-40.

libertineangel

I liked this post and not ten later Tumblr brings me this

ingridverse

Remember: Just because she’s a robot doesn’t necessarily mean she knows everything about her lubrication needs, any more than you necessarily know about your endocrine system.

androidvixen

an-unlikely-duo asked:

"What about a machine holding a deviant responsible for his actions?" he was of course refering to himself and sixty

"I could kill you if you want. So you and Sixty can go on your deviant murdering adventures unimpeded. Just know that if I do. I won't be able to live with myself after." She stated as flatly and as unimpressed as possible.