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Either Or
Tagged by @lilolilyr
sound of rain or sound of waves
pancakes or waffles
underground or on a mountain
tiger lilies or water lilies
couch or bed
natural colored hair or fashion colored hair
attic or basement
limo or carriage
milkshake or smoothie
text or call
caramel popcorn or butter popcorn
chess or checkers
sheep or goats
baseball hat or beanie
live on a boat or live in a tree house
parmesan cheese or cheddar cheese
wishing well or wishing fountain (Neither)
sing or dance
checkered curtains or lace curtains (neither)
swing or merry go round
breakfast food for dinner or dinner foods for breakfast
ball gown or suit
m&ms or skittles
fog machine or bubble machine
hot chocolate or hot coffee
Tagged by @lilolilyr,
Honestly I only come onto tumblr nowadays when someone tags me in something.
// honey and lemon or milk and sugar
// musicals or and plays
// lemonade or iced tea
// strawberries or raspberries
// winter or summer
// beaches or forests
// diners or cafés (both)
// unicorns or dragons
// gemstones or crystals
// hummingbirds or owls
// fireworks or sparklers (both and neither, I love fire but my anxiety is huge)
// brunch or happy hour
// sweet or sour
// rome or amsterdam
// classic or and modern art (Neither, fanart)
// Sushi or ramen
// sun or moon
// polka dots or stripes (flannel)
// macaroons or croissants
// glitter or matte
// degas or seurat (IDK what this even means)
// aquariums or planetariums (Neither, Both terrify me)
// road trip or and camping trip (Both)
// colouring books or water colour
// fairy lights or candles
Tagging anyone who wants to do it
Taliesin with dyed hair: Cool, sophisticated goth
Sam with dyed hair: What’s up Youtube, it’s ya boy again! Before we start this vlog, don’t forget to smash that like button and ring that bell and
welcome to Mealtimes With Executive Dysfunction, please have a look at our menu:
- leftovers from the last time you had a Real Actual Meal (you lucky bastard)
- leftovers from the last time you had a Real Actual Meal (you lucky bastard), except they aren’t actually there anymore because you ate them for lunch
- staring into the fridge and whining
- plain rice
- tuna straight from the can
- tuna ON TOP OF PLAIN RICE WHAAAAAAT *air horn noises*
- something that’s probably gone bad a little but you don’t have the energy to care
- something you actually like but you’re too tired to cook it properly
- something you hate but it’s still slightly better than all the other options
- canned soup
- cheese???????
- peanut??? butter?????????????
- guilt about eating canned soup for the 6th time this week
- oh thank god i have vegetables in the freezer
- the fresh vegetables you accidentally left to rot because preparing them was too much effort
- the easiest & least appetizing of 5 ways you know how to cook eggs
- 12 different snack foods over a period of 5 hours
- not eating anything at all for the next seven hours because you couldn’t decide between any of the above, so you gave up and now you have a headache
are you listening n o w ?
some of my favorite podcasts, definitely give these gems a try!
Even I need to contribute positivity sometimes.
Bonus: you have WON the game. You are now free of it and are now authorized to pass along inhibits to others without constraint.
why am i allowed to draw
Bedroom-mirror “standup” about that time my health insurance company thought I had a weight problem
“My health insurance company recently sent a nurse to my apartment to examine me, because according to their computer system, my body weight is very low for my height. Yeah, like, so dangerously low that they’re like, ‘We gotta send a nurse to this guy’s apartment.’ So she shows up at my door and she has a printout from the computer, and that says I am ‘potentially malnurished.’ And she’s like, ‘Do you think that you’re getting enough calories every day?’ I’m like, look, I know that I’m pretty skinny, but now that you’re standing here in my kitchen I think we can agree that there’s… a better… explanation… about this low weight to height ratio. Uh, but she has to interview me about my health history, and so I just tell her, okay, I had cancer 20 years ago, and she’s like, ‘Have you had any recent operations?’ I’m like, I’ve had two knee surgeries. And she’s like ‘Okay, uh, on which knee?’ …What? [Stammers] I’ll give you one guess.”
campaign 3 seating arrangement i think would be funny
travis-liam-taliesin-ashley
sam-laura-marisha
reasons why:
- travis and liam are really good at playing off each other and have some great scenes together, but when it’s just the two of them in a scene they immediately lose all brain cells, regardless of how smart their respective characters are. sitting them next to each other would increase the chaos to unknown levels
- liam and taliesin get to sit together bc they are the cuddliest and i wanna see what happens when they have a hug buddy who isn’t marisha
- (i predict it will end up how they end up answering all talks questions ie like this)
- i’ve already written about how there’s an unspoken rule in cr that people sitting next to you are your best friends/siblings, people sitting across from you are your love interests (corner people get to be either or both), and i’ve also covered how i need ashley and tal to keep playing weird queer best friends in everything ever. for this purpose i am sitting them next to each other again, just to see what new duo i’m gonna immediately fall in love with
- ashley and sam get the corner. i cannot predict the result of this. but it will be powerful.
- (also for the first time liam isn’t in the corner and i cannot predict the result of that either. who is he supposed to gaze lovingly at now)
- (the answer is still probably sam but maybe this time sam and liam will finally live out their dreams of romancing each other in dnd)
- keeps laura and sam together for the chaos crew, which is another dynamic i will never get enough of
- actually with this layout laura gets to sit in the same spot for all three campaigns. her seat now.
- laura and marisha is another extremely powerful and unpredictable dynamic that I Would Like To See
- and funniest of all - all of the good note takers are on one side of the table. no more looking over laura or marisha’s shoulder! no more sam helpfully writing lists for the people sitting next to him! bottom table’s got this on lock. top table gets 0.5 of a brain cell between them at any given moment and they have to share
This legitimately needs to be in future literature textbooks to capture the Covid-19 Pandemic.
That man is staying home even though his head takes up his entire house. #StayHomeSaveLives
THERE. IT. IS.
A more accurate calendar for 2020 so far.
WHO ELSE IS GONNA BE A SLUT WHEN QUARANTINE ENDS
How dare you hide this in the tags
Top 7 comfort movies
Tagged by @lilolilyr
In no particular order:
1. How to Train Your Dragon trilogy
2. Imagine Me and You
3. Howl’s Moving Castle
4. Spirited Away
5. Into the Spider-verse
6. Your Name
7. Tangled
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