u think eurovision is a competition between european countries but it's a actually a competition between the jury and the people

Croatia took inspiration from RBB

eurovision could do the met gala but the met gala could never do eurovision

— Graham Norton on Germany’s song

"Ugh, there's no original ideas anymore, everything's already been done..." WRONG. What about those ladies from Austria singing about being possessed by the ghost of Edgar Allan Poe

eurovision saturday aka bonding with the european mutuals over ridiculous posts and memes and making it everyone else's problem let's gooooo!!!

Eurovision and a harry concert at the same time is tooo much gosh

Good luck to everyone not interested in the pop juggernaut that is Eurovision over the next week. You’ll get absolutely no sense from me, especially next Saturday. 🎉🎉🎉

the only renuion we’ll prob ever get 

harrie + lewie prob #3147953/?

pls save harrie from leAVe amEriCa before he gets thrown across the world again :(

170/?

🎄 Secrets, Santa?

by indiaalphawhiskey

Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson | Explicit | 19.4k | Complete

Tags: Alternate Universe, Boss/Employee Relationship, Boss!Louis, Assistant!Harry, Disaster Gay!Harry, Christmas Fic, Secret Santa, Sweet/Hot, Dirty Talk, Dom/sub Undertones, Daddy Kink, Boss Kink, Light Choking, Light Humiliation Kink, Consensual Name Calling, Harry in Lingerie, Degrading Language, Rough Sex, dirty daydreams, Panties, Flirting, Teasing

-- very loosely inspired by Sophie Kinsella's Can You Keep A Secret?

For @twopoppies and @myfineline always. For everyone who liked this post, but most especially for @awesomefringey.

Thank you also to @fredls28 for helping me with the French! You’re a doll!

wine glass, empty cans air maxes and yellow sunglasses ashtray, cocaine, getting high on the amber wave kiss her and don't tells, silver tongues, toothache choke her with a seaview, puff pass and i choked when your smoke got in my eye bad logic and bad move those stupid jokes only we know, just act normal black-and-white film camera, nights like these we’ll remember you said love was a pretty lie, i will always love you we held darkness in withheld clouds, i know nobody understands me like you do you smile at me and say it's time to go, but i don't feel like going home i would ask, should we just keep driving? science and edibles, you said grass was a dirty drug tea with cyborgs, you like to preach with a vodka in your mug life hacks going viral in the bathroom, i love all the things you know we stand up tall and beat our chests, jump off the roof, i’m king on a 50-metre road riot america, we shout some things that we'll regret you know it’s times like these, passports in footwells, we’re so much happier hot wax, those songs we wrote, side boob, only we know you know when i’m with you, hashbrown, egg yolk, i’m so much happier swimming pool, going deep for the ones who do the same sit down with a master plan, maple syrup, coffee, pancakes for two settle in for another heavy one, moka pot, monday, it's all good waking up to start again, a small concern with how the engine sounds there's nowhere else that i would rather be hey you, should we just keep driving? you and me until the end.

Keep Silver Tongues Driving: mashed lyrics into not-poems, a series (1/?).

I vote that on July 23rd 2022 we all show up and roast the shit out of one direction and it's 5 members

I needed this on Tumblr. This is giving me goosebumps. Amazing!!!

Remember Me Before You

by @kingsofeverything

Louis/Harry ◘ Explicit ◘ 294k Words

COMPLETE!