I refuse to bow down any longer

when parasite said the rich can afford to be kind, when parasite said global warming is most catastrophic for those least responsible, when parasite said the rich are the ones with access to sunlight, when parasite said the efforts of the working class are invisible to their exploiters, when parasite said water only ever flows from the rich down to the poor and never in reverse, when parasite said the rich are the real parasites for leeching off of their workers' labour

What’s popping, you ask? Why, it’s my joints.

I sent this to my choir teacher when I was his TA and he replied “you’re the one making the copies, you’re an accomplice”

F•R•I•E•N•D•S, The One with the Cake (S10E04)

but you left off the best response to his tweet:

if your dom is older you call him daddy, but what if he’s younger? what am i supposed to call a hot attractive dom who is younger than me?

him: *chokes me*

me, wheezing: your grip is getting stronger, sport

this is why tumblr is worth pennies now

To be fair this is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read

Is this not The Great Gatsby fanfiction?

I hate this fucking website

how can pirating baby yoda be wrong when the mandalorian himself pirated baby yoda 

things all girls want to do:

• become medusa

• dance naked around a fire in the woods w other ladies

• eat men

• let their eyes roll back in their head and speak in tongues

• eat men

For the record… I want absolutely none of these things. I am a girl.

V for Vendetta (2005) dir. James McTeigue

this is probably one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen.

comedians: it's so difficult to be funny nowadays without sjws getting offended

robert pattinson, without an inch of effort:

Not to be dramatic but where the fuck is my boyfriend!? I feel like I should have one by now..

i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first