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Squirrel's Happy Acorn World

@ayekuei / ayekuei.tumblr.com

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The Ficus  -    Antonio Barahona

Spanish,b.1984-

Oil on wood , 115 x 72 cm

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A strange alien doctor stands near the unconscious body of Padme Amidala. “It appears she has lost the will to live.” A older man with a limp hobbles closer with the aid of a cane. “That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard,” says Dr. Gregory House.

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-Keeps Padme on life support despite DNR, somehow this ends in him getting punched by Obi-Wan

-Immediately starts putting her on every treatment known to man

-Walks over to Wilson’s office, which is the only part of the entire ship that just looks the same as it does in the show

-Homoerotically complains about how stupid Jedi are, then makes a bet with Wilson on whether Obi Wan is gay or the father of Padme’s twins (Wilson wants House to believe people can be faithful)

-Padme almost dies again. Turns out the treatment’s not working

-“if the dark side nearly killed her, maybe it can save her”

-House uses force lightning to restart Padme’s heart

-Gets brought into Cuddy’s office and told off for using an experimental treatment, and the power of the dark side, in her hospital

-House is taken off the case and foreman is put in charge of the case

-Padme is unexpectedly doing better, but Cuddy refuses to tell House or else he’ll be using the dark side to save all his patients

-House watches on as Wilson tries seducing a relieved Obi Wan while he paces in the lobby. Doesn’t seem to work

-House interrogates Obi Wan about his relationship with Padme, insinuates it’s Obi Wans Fault. Gets in a struggle and once theyre seperated it’s revealed he ripped out some beard hair

-Padme is getting released from the hospital but crashes again with obvious signs of infection. Everyone blames the dark side of the force

-is put in intensive care again, everyone thinks she’s going to die, House is brooding.

-House meets Bail Organa and talks to him, Bail mentions how he was so worried about her the last time she was in a hospital, and this seems much more hopeless

-“what time she was in the hospital?”

-House marches in as they’re about to pull the plug, rolling Padme’s unconcious body over to point at dark spot on the back of her neck

-Foreman looks disapointed, “it’s a bruise house, her husband nearly snapped her neck.”

-“Our princess’ boyfriend here failed to mentioned she was scratched by a Nexu on Genosis years ago. Nexu claws are known as a vicious poison.”

-“it would have killed her years ago”

-“unless a small chunk of claw stuck in her back, working into the muscles near the nape of her neck for years. The little prince of Darkness chokes her, pressure and muscles spasming lets it work into a blood vessel. It’s why the force lightning only was a bandaid, it vaporized what was in her bloodstream but broke up the rest of the claw and let it enter in her bloodstream. Start her on dialysis, she’ll be fine by tomorrow afternoon.”

-Next day Padme’s wheeled out of the hospital with her two children, bittersweetness. House watches from balcony before going back to his office

-Wilson enters with his shirt unbuttoned and a few bruises on his neck, declaring, “the Jedi is gay. I win.”

-House holds up a paternity test, “he’s bisexual, it’s a draw”

I’m HOWLING this is the funniest thing I’ve ever read

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WEIRDLY SPECIFIC BUT HELPFUL CHARACTER BUILDING QUESTIONS

  1. What’s the lie your character says most often?
  2. How loosely or strictly do they use the word ‘friend’?
  3. How often do they show their genuine emotions to others versus just the audience knowing?
  4. What’s a hobby they used to have that they miss?
  5. Can they cry on command? If so, what do they think about to make it happen?
  6. What’s their favorite [insert anything] that they’ve never recommended to anyone before?
  7. What would you (mun) yell in the middle of a crowd to find them? What would their best friend and/or romantic partner yell?
  8. How loose is their use of the phrase ‘I love you’?
  9. Do they give tough love or gentle love most often? Which do they prefer to receive?
  10. What fact do they excitedly tell everyone about at every opportunity?
  11. If someone was impersonating them, what would friends / family ask or do to tell the difference?
  12. What’s something that makes them laugh every single time? Be specific!
  13. When do they fake a smile? How often?
  14. How do they put out a candle?
  15. What’s the most obvious difference between their behavior at home, at work, at school, with friends, and when they’re alone?
  16. What kinds of people do they have arguments with in their head?
  17. What do they notice first in the mirror versus what most people first notice looking at them?
  18. Who do they love truly, 100% unconditionally (if anyone)?
  19. What would they do if stuck in a room with the person they’ve been avoiding?
  20. Who do they like as a person but hate their work? Vice versa, whose work do they like but don’t like the person?
  21. What common etiquette do they disagree with? Do they still follow it?
  22. What simple activity that most people do / can do scares your character?
  23. What do they feel guilty for that the other person(s) doesn’t / don’t even remember?
  24. Did they take a cookie from the cookie jar? What kind of cookie was it?
  25. What subject / topic do they know a lot about that’s completely useless to the direct plot?
  26. How would they respond to being fired by a good boss?
  27. What’s the worst gift they ever received? How did they respond?
  28. What do they tell people they want? What do they actually want?
  29. How do they respond when someone doesn’t believe them?
  30. When they make a mistake and feel bad, does the guilt differ when it’s personal versus when it’s professional?
  31. When do they feel the most guilt? How do they respond to it?
  32. If they committed one petty crime / misdemeanor, what would it be? Why?
  33. How do they greet someone they dislike / hate?
  34. How do they greet someone they like / love?
  35. What is the smallest, morally questionable choice they’ve made?
  36. Who do they keep in their life for professional gain? Is it for malicious intent?
  37. What’s a secret they haven’t told serious romantic partners and don’t plan to tell?
  38. What hobby are they good at in private, but bad at in front of others? Why?
  39. Would they rather be invited to an event to feel included or be excluded from an event if they were not genuinely wanted there?
  40. How do they respond to a loose handshake? What goes through their head?
  41. What phrases, pronunciations, or mannerisms did they pick up from someone / somewhere else?
  42. If invited to a TED Talk, what topic would they present on? What would the title of their presentation be?
  43. What do they commonly misinterpret because of their own upbringing / environment / biases? How do they respond when realizing the misunderstanding?
  44. What language would be easiest for them to learn? Why?
  45. What’s something unimportant / frivolous that they hate passionately?
  46. Are they a listener or a talker? If they’re a listener, what makes them talk? If they’re a talker, what makes them listen?
  47. Who have they forgotten about that remembers them very well?
  48. Who would they say ‘yes’ to if invited to do something they abhorred / strongly didn’t want to do?
  49. Would they eat something they find gross to be polite?
  50. What belief / moral / personality trait do they stand by that you (mun) personally don’t agree with?
  51. What’s a phrase they say a lot?
  52. Do they act on their immediate emotions, or do they wait for the facts before acting?
  53. Who would / do they believe without question?
  54. What’s their instinct in a fight / flight / freeze / fawn situation?
  55. What’s something they’re expected to enjoy based on their hobbies / profession that they actually dislike / hate?
  56. If they’re scared, who do they want comfort from? Does this answer change depending on the type of fear?
  57. What’s a simple daily activity / motion that they mess up often?
  58. How many hobbies have they attempted to have over their lifetime? Is there a common theme?
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"Shouldn't the man who invented the iPhone own his own creation?"

An explanation by anti-capitalist brad pitt.

"Mazzucato lists twelve crucial technologies that make smartphones “smart”: (1) microprocessors;(2) memory chips; (3) solid state hard drives; (4) liquid crystal displays; (5) lithium-based batteries;(6) fast Fourier transform algorithms; (7) the internet; (8) HTTP and HTML protocols; (9) cellular networks; (10) Global Positioning Systems (GPS); (11) touchscreens; and (12) voice recognition. Every last one was supported by the public sector at key stages of development."

Leigh Phillips and Michal Rozworski, The People’s Republic of Walmart

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“A critical history of technology would show how little any of the inventions [..] are the work of a single individual.”

–Karl Marx, Capital

[Video caption for original post: screenshot of a comment that reads "So you're saying the man who created the iPhone and made the whole thing possible, shouldn't own his creation?"

The response by Cody Taffet (@thetranscending) on TikTok, spoken, is as follows.]

I'm not trying to ridicule anybody; I think life is hard enough as it is. But I really want to use this comment as a reference, because this type of 'great man' sort of Ayn-Randian idea is really pervasive and insidious.
Y'all - "a man" did not "invent" the iPhone, okay? Smartphone technology is the result of teams of people working together over many decades: liquid crystal technology; transistor technology... all of these technologies that we associate with capitalism and innovation - they were developed in the public sector, mainly by underpaid and overworked researchers funded by public grants. Lots of these cool technologies that we enjoy are just the result of human beings working together and making cool shit - not "great" ingenious white men who, like, then deserve all the money, or something. So yeah, food for thought.

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[id: graffiti on the base of a concrete overpass where previous grafiti has been covered over with gray paint multiple times. In black all-caps handwriting, it reads: "What kind of paint are you using to paint over this? Because if it is latex, its probably way too cold for it, you want good adhesion, you need like at least 40°-45°. Maybe wait till it warms up a little, I mean what's the big rush? Like, I'm in a rush now but our situations are different" /end id]

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Strawberries on a plate - Roos van der Meijden

Dutch , b. 1979 -

Gouache on paper , 15 x 15 cm.

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Easter eggs II    -   Rutger Hiemstra

Dutch, b. 1975 -

Oil on canvas,  56 x 67 cm

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