I pulled up behind this car today with two girls in it, and they were blasting this song from an old Disney Channel show and singing even louder. I’m not sure whether I should be annoyed that I’ve had it in my head all day since, or ashamed that I actually know all of the words. I’m not sure how old Phineas and Ferb is, but I’m going to blame my knowing it on my little brothers. We’ll forget the fact that they’re also in their twenties.

I’M LINDONNA AND I WANNA HAVE FUN!

I can see how some people feel like that, are you ready to be an aunt missy??? Are you excited?

I mean, I think I’d be more down for babies if I didn’t have two kids who already live with me thanks to my roommate. I am excited! I’m sure my niece or nephew is going to be super cute and isn’t going to make me play hide and seek for 18 hours on end for at least another 4 years. 

I’d never do such a thing. It’s been quite busy with hotel season springing up again, although I do apologize for not being around, much. There is absolutely no need for kidnapping. What do you say we go for dinner when I come home from break? Although if I come home from break seems more appropriate, as I’m sort of in love with Ireland.

I get it, I’m a busy bee, too, I was mostly joking, with just a little bit of salt, promise. Look at you, making tentative plans with me and then also laying the groundwork for your excuse to bail on me in the same breath. But no, dinner sounds great, if you ever come back. What’s your favorite part so far?

Why do you say that?

Well, call me crazy, but I seem to have noticed your growing talent at disappearing acts when it comes to me lately. I feel like I need to throw a burlap sack over your head and throw you in the trunk of my car to get you to have coffee with me.

I don’t mind if its boring, actually. since I don’t think I want to party while Im seeing Lyric. Besides, none of my sisters reached out to me to spend Spring break together and its fine. What about you?

Well, did you reach out to them?

It wouldn’t have taken much forcing.

Something tells me it would have taken quite a bit. 

It looks like Im going to Canada for Spring Break! Instead of Vegas. Im super excited to get some snowboarding in before they close the Blackcomb in Whistler. If anyone wants to join, they’re more than welcome to but be prepared to see a very adorable girl with her snow gear on and me taking nonstop pictures of her.

Canada kind of sounds like the most boring place you could have picked for spring break, though. 

I have been babysitting the most adorable little one the past day,and my goodness– is it possible to have such baby fever without actually wanting a baby of my own? He’s so cute, and took to me rather nicely; we have such a nice day out and about, but mostly in the baby pool. His little flootis had pizza slices on them!

I sound so silly, I am aware– I just hope everyone else is having a wonderful day. 

Darlings, the time has come. I type this message using airport Wi-Fi, as in a few glorious hours, I’ll be putting Jameson back in business. If you want to join my group of dear friends to celebrate St. Paddy’s day properly, I believe there are a few seats available on my father’s private jet, so long as you can arrive at LAX within the next two hours.

Happy Spring Break to all, and to all a good week.

You guys know how like, a while back there was something I was excited about but I couldn’t tell you what it was yet until everything was finalized? Well, everything is finalized and shit and the thing I was super excited about is I managed to get my self a record deal! I’m super excited about itand I’m already working on some music, and spring break is the perfect opportunity for me to work on some more. While I may be in work mode for a good portion of the break, have no worries, party Easton will make an appearance as well, within reason, I can’t get in trouble.

Wow, that’s pretty cool. How did that all happen?

Seriously, didn’t think Harry Potter would help me get this work done but it’s seriously helping me focus. I love it. I’m only on the second one but I love rewatching them. It’s my favourite thing to do when I feel like crap. 

I could never watch Harry Potter while trying to work. I’d just end up throwing away my school stuff and trying to book a ticket to Hogwarts.

I wish my assistant would stop messing up my flight times, I’m stuck in JFK for another 4 hours with nothing but a glass of wine to keep me calm. Why was I told my flight was at 12pm when it wasn’t until 4? Though, here I am, stuck. Not only that, but my Vegas club needs some extra support so I’m having to spend my spring break over there as opposed to Ibiza like I’d originally planned, the things we do for our businesses, I guess.

Maybe your assistant thinks that you’re not good at being on time and told you an earlier time so you wouldn’t be late and miss your flight. Or maybe your assistant sucks and you need a new one. Either way, I hope the wine helped to keep you calm. 

My acting professor is a riot. He actually told us that our assignment for the weekend is to be a character, and we’ve all been assigned a character. Mine is Donald Duck. I get method acting, but this is a little ridiculous. Has anybody else ever taken his class? On Tuesday, we all have to write and prepare a monologue as our character. I would think this is so stupid if mine wasn’t so easy.

Quack quack.