yeah i think im over this

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I hope they start having better sex, what a shame

me and my friends praying for better gay sex in the vatican

me: *goes to barge into the king's throne room*

guards: *cross their dicks in front of the door before i can reach it* HALT.

Me: Hm. I hate reading the shit Catholics write but I’d better do a google search to check how cassocks are meant to be put on, just to make sure the details in my priest kink novel are correct.

Some priest writing about cassocks in 1897, drenched in sweat, hands shaking: vestments are lingerie we wear for god. my cass;ock makes me a little s issy bitch. I am NOT turned on by this

Girl you cannot “reclaim phrenology”

cr: 百变花央

i love how much of fashion was and still is just tying a sheet up in strategic locations. like i need yall to understand…..cutting into a yard fabric that took you months! years! to produce is not logical. even today with all the tech in the world not even cheap fabric is cheap its just made from exploited labor. approach ur fabrics with respect

This commentary is my everything, it has my whole heart, it is perfect, it is my whole philosophy of all textiles.

i literally feel like im going to be sick trying not to laugh at this at my desk like i feel faint

the smuckling smumbler

i hope everyone is ready to celebrate International Down With Cis day on April 4th.

i love this character so much......i hope they get seriously injured and almost die

there are a lot more abjectly harmful and meanspirited april fool's jokes out there but the one i personally find most annoying is when american game devs pretend that they're going to make a visual novel spinoff of their game because they can't imagine making visual novels in earnest

conversely, the sonic team won my everlasting respect by making their april fool's joke an actual complete visual novel without a hint of irony or disdain for the medium because the joke wasn't that it was a vn, it was that they fucking killed sonic

Spot on 😆

there's no temptress quite as irresistible as the mid afternoon sleepies

thank u earth for leather & fur & sex & pottery & laughter & rain & the lilac bush & hay in a field & cows to eat the hay & thank u earth for a perfect view of the moon

how to make body horror step 1. recognize the inherent horror of having a body step 2. get real weird with it

it's okay if you get horny during this process in fact it's generally encouraged

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