Jake Gray | Devour
So i am in school to be come a teacher and i also work as a support teacher in a school. Well i have an idea that really excites me and i dont know any teachers currently who do this idea. But i also know i shouldnt get mad if i meet one who does but i want to be known in my school’s district as the apron teacher.
I want to wear an apron everyday and have themed ones for holidays and stuff. I hope theres teachers out there who already do this. It just feels like such a good and cute idea. I have a coworker who wears a fanny pack everyday and i love it because they have everything accessible.
Does anyone work at a starbucks or coffee shop? How come they keep telling me they cant do the mint java chip frappe but can do the normal java chip. Like do they not add mint syrup? Why cant they offer that to me. I make my own coffees at home except on treat days with my daughter.
Please help answer me
Can i just BITCH for a moment
Fuck life today. Fuck life this week. I need a nap.
JENSEN ACKLES as BEAU ARLEN in BIG SKY | 3.12 Are You Mad?
Butting in to say Jensen’s fingers look pretty thick to me. The girth....
I mean I’d need at least 2 if not 3 of my fingers to fully cover my eye and he only needs one/one and a half at a push so...there’s the science 😉
Uuhhmmm…
Needless to say i tried covering my eye and I needed two fingers.
So here I am, staring at my fingers like a fucking idiot because I have just realized how much this man’s finger girth actually is.
Thank you for the science.
I’m ruined
I bet every one who sees this will also try covering their eyes to see how many it takes, and I too need at least two fingers.
His digits are THICK and I’m am right here for it.
I’m an asshole. Don’t judge.
Just suffer with me
SUFFER!!
I feel the need to get a Starbucks for scientific research. If only my car wasn’t snowed in 😫
My thoughts are just…
These two are the last ones.
I don’t want to be responsible for your complete melt down 😉
Well…I think science has proved that Jensen has deliciously girthy fingers and I don’t think I will be able to recover for most of the day.
*stares at the microphone picture*
@dean-winchesters-bacon @ladywinchester1967 @waywardnerd67 Come and enjoy the science post 😈
Science rocks
*has a melt down* A little something for you @jay-and-dean ?
HAHAHA, look who’s the first gif (in this ask) from.
😉
Gonna add some actual science to this science…
Thusly, it can only be concluded that Jensen/Dean is hung like a fucking horse, and so deliciously thick….I need a shower. Jesus.
Reblog because it got even better! Thank you, my fellow Dean/Jensen lovers.
This is now my all time favorite post!
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y’all need to tag your porn!!! ungh, his fingers are so thicccc and different from sam/jared’s but i love them both. for purely scientific reasons, let’s compare:
(images found on google)
see what i mean?! they match their bodies, sam’s are more elongated while dean’s are more stocky (do what you will with that). SO DIFFERENT BUT BOTH SOO GOOD. @thinkinghardhardlythinking @sams-sass @watermelonlipstick @idreamofplaid and all my other sam girls, come back me up please 😂
Reblogging as there is so much fabulous information/porn contained within!
Aaannnddd I’m going to add these….
Thank you all for feeding my hand kink so well
And a million fanfics that always mention how Jared/Sam has a longer cock but Jensen/Dean’s is thicker just got validated…
I’m sorry, I just had to tag you on this @charred-angelwings @eevvvaa ‘cause I’M NOT SUFFERING ALONE!!!!!
(You said to check ops tags, @charred-angelwings , I checked and found this post under the tag #Jensen Ackles’ Cock, so this is technically your fault 😜 LOL)
I just
I went here for inspo to write and
And I fell on this post and
and
and
I swear I was about to write that finger sucking kink fic and now I
Possessed
and horny
WELP.. there goes my chance at being productive for the rest of the day! I’m just gonna continue to stare at this post and watch it get better and better 😏🤤🥵🤤🥴😵
I looove science
Stumbled across this post again and felt like it needed an update.😈
There are so many to choose from.😉😫🥵
You fucking thirsty hoes, Jesus Christ 🥵💦
My ovaries are gone.
Productivity is shot to fucking hell. Might as well just toss my damn computer out the window.
I’m going to need a goddamn tarp. Or an air pump 🥵🥵
If I may rabbit hole with you
And they’re always so clean and manicured and sexy and just ughhh fuck me 🥵
I’ve been obsessed with this man’s hands for years and all I have to say now is Jesus. Fucking. Christ. I’ll never be the same again. Never. You’ve ruined me.
It’s back on my dash so, here are some more…
If this hand kink post comes back around, I’m reblogging - every time! And gotta add to the porn!
Suffer with me, friends!! ❤️
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My Heart I Surrender
Dean Winchester x Reader
Chapter 6
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“Y/N!” Dean called for you from the front door, you were still upstairs getting ready for the day. “Rosita is here for you. Come on in Rosita. She will be down in a minute.”
“Thanks.” Rosita entered the house and looked around as she entered, still fascinated with the size of the houses. Even you were sometimes still shocked at how big the houses are.
“Coming!” Your feet carried you quickly down the stairs and you came to a halt in the entryway when you saw Rosita and Dean waiting. “Hi Rosita, how can i help?”
“I was hoping you could show me around today. A proper tour, not just me walking aimlessly around. For the past few days it feels all we have done is just cautiously stay out of the way or hide in the homes.”
“Yeah of course, i would love to. Dean would you like to join us?”
“I was hoping to find Rick actually, and talk to him. Are you okay being apart? Its not too sudden after what happened?” His brows furrowed in concern as he looked at you.
“I think today would be a good test of my stability. You and i have been working through everything and lets see how i do for just a couple hours. We promise to find help if anything arises.” Dean nodded understandingly and you smiled at him before kissing him on the cheek. “See you soon.”
“Dont worry, i can help watch over her.” Rosita waved Dean off as you both headed outside. She was sweet enough but some part of you felt a twinge of jealousy with all these new women around. Especially because they were all so beautiful and you were tainted. You hoped Dean would never be that shallow, but you would understand if he did ever leave you.
Shaking the thoughts from your mind, you brought yourself back into the present by focusing on the task.
“Alright lets start with the homes and i can point out who lives where and then i can show you everything else. The pantry and the school would be some good places to see. Also the armory and then lets see the lake at the end.”
“Sounds great. Oh hey, no one else was around when i came over, but we should see if anyone wants to join.” Rosita flashed you an award winning smile and that twinge of jealousy hit again.
“Okay.” You tried not to sound upset because there was no reason to feel that way. Maybe changing the subject will help. “So Rosita, are you with anyone?”
“Yeah, I have been with Abraham for a while. We met on the road. Hes better than most of the guys i used to see. Just a bunch of assholes, but i always learned some kind of skill from them.” Once she confirmed a little relationship background, you felt better about her and could see in her eyes it was the truth. Maybe shes not too bad to be around.
“I met Dean on the road too, he saved me.” You smiled at the memory of it.
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Flashback
You ran and ran. The darkness took over and your flashlight was dead. Not even the moon was out to lighten the sky. The dead were all around you but you remembered a building nearby.
Stumbling through the dark, you breathed heavily and started to feel rainfall on your face. It started slow and quickly picked up to a downpour. At least your scent would be washed away. Your arms reached out to feel for any structure nearby. It felt like you were spinning in circles and would never find the building, let alone a door.
A walker rushed you from the side but you missed its greedy bite and sent it to the ground. You didnt bother trying to kill it if you couldn’t see where it landed. Every so often you’d hear their growls so close to you, it felt like the last sound you would hear. Ouch! Finally, a wall. It had to be the place but now finding a door inside was just as challenging.
Travelling along the walls wasn’t safe for you if the walkers knew where you were, it would be easy to trap you in this position. Your hands blindly felt for any sign of a door, a hinge or knob. Feet stumbled along the ground and tripped over hazard items scattered about. How long had it been? Hours? Minutes? Would you even live to see daylight?
Soon your hand ever so lightly brushed against a metal piece that your heart practically jumped in your throat. You had to backtrack a couple steps and feel again for it exactly but you knew it to be a hinge once you found it. Yes! Now to find the knob and hope no walkers had snuck inside since you last were here and cleared it out.
The knob turned in your hand but the door felt stuck and wouldn’t open for you. Crap! You’d have to beat on it until it opened. The walkers would surround you from the noise. Determined to try and get inside safely, you rammed on the door with your shoulder. It took all the strength you had left and the ground was slippery from the rainfall that started.
BAM!
BAM!
The door slowly started moving but you heard the growls nearing.
BAM!
BAM!
Crap! Just a little more!
BAM!
The door finally swung open and you fell inside. Quickly scrambling back to your feet, the dead were face to face with you and you fought to close the door. Anything to keep them away from you.
After pushing for what felt HOURS, the door finally clicked shut and you saw a deadbolt on it. You clicked it locked and shoved some furniture in front of the door. It seemed quiet inside the building for now but it was too dark to see anything. You could hear the rain outside and it was coming down hard still.
This gave you a moment to fish inside your backpack for a flashlight. Thankfully it still had some charge to the batteries. You shone the light around once you threw your backpack on again.
The building was like a warehouse. There were shelves everywhere, scattered with boxes or items. Even with you not seeing any danger, you looked for a smaller room like an office or even a closet to hide in. You’d feel safer in a smaller space.
You came across what looked to be an office, maybe a staff room. It had some food that would still be edible(somewhat) and you shoved what you could find into your bag.
“If this is a warehouse…. There should be a first aid kit somewhere…” you said quietly to yourself outloud.
Soon you noticed how cold you felt from being out in the rain and your eyes felt heavy from a hard day. Time to find somewhere to settle down for some rest. A maintenance room! It had some cleaning supplies on the shelves but also a place to hang up your wet clothes. The door thankfully locked with a deadbolt and the knob. You found what you could to make somewhat of a bed to sleep on and turned off your flashlight to finally close your eyes.
…The next day…
POUND POUND POUND
The sound woke you up from a deep sleep and your eyes barely focused on anything. Was that a knock? Definitely wasnt the normal banging from a dead thing.
You slowly gathered all your stuff up and put your clothes back on, even though they were still damp.
POUND POUND POUND
Do you say something? Do you open the door? You couldnt risk it being a horrible person, you couldnt trust people most of the time. Thats why you travelled alone.
Your curiosity got the best of you because you wanted to know why there was pounding on this door. You prepped for the worst by ensuring your gun was loaded, safety off, and ready to shoot. Pack slung on your back and you unlocked the deadbolt, but no one could use the knob yet because it was still locked. Then you quietly and quickly unlocked the knob and crouched back and aimed your gun up.
Feet shuffled about outside the door and then the knob rattled a little. Your breathing quickened and some deep breathes tried to calm it down but it was so loud in your ears.
The door burst open and a man held a gun towards you and you held yours up.
“Shit.” The man noticed you and the gun, then slowly lowered his weapon. “Hey, i wont shoot. Promise, im just going to slowly put it away okay?” He started to slowly put his gun in the back of his waistband and you slowly lowered yours. You never took your eyes off him though.
“Are you okay? My name is Dean.” His eyes never strayed from you and his voice spoke slowly and calmly. It was your first encounter with a man who didn’t immediately attack you.
You simply nodded at him and stood up to show some strength.
“How long have you been in here?”
“I think only a day. Just needed some rest. Rain was bad and the dead were everywhere.” Your hands gripped the straps of your bag and the man, Dean, was casually leaning on the doorframe. Yet, it wasnt in a way where it blocked you from leaving. He actually was partially outside the room and it made you feel comfortable.
“My names Y/N, why are you in this building?”
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“Well he seems to really love you, Y/N. You’re lucky to have found each other.” Rosita seemed to force her smile a bit and it made you wonder if she was truly happy.
Dean and you never really spoke of that before… whether you loved each other. You knew though, that you did love him.
“How are you all settling into the houses?” The subject needed to be changed because the air felt awkward suddenly.
“Its okay. Still weird honestly because this doesnt feel right. Just being in a place like this and being away from each other. We slowly divided into the two houses though. I think Rick and Maggie were just trying to get us to try it.”
“Dont ever feel forced though. I know Diana is giving some of you jobs and it feels overwhelming though. I remember that feeling all too well.”
“Whats your job?”
“Oh its not much. I just go where I’m needed during the day. She wanted me to be a ‘community helper’ if you can believe that. Its nice sometimes though, some of the older folks have things to teach and I’m willing to learn.”
“Rosita!” A girl approached you both, she had a ponytail and a kind face. You think her name is Tara.
“Hey whats up?”
“Can i hang out with you and Y/N? Not much for me to do right now.”
“Sure! We are just doing a more in depth tour of the place and getting bearings better.”
The three of you spent the rest of the day doing just that. Meeting and greeting other people in Alexandria, and learning all the streets and buildings. Honestly you felt like these two women could potentially become friends for you. They were so sweet and down to earth.
“Do you want to meet up again tomorrow? We have a nice back patio set up and i can make food?” You were worries about asking them because they might still be too uncomfortable for that.
“Actually yeah, thatd be great.”
“Sounds good to me, i could use some relaxing.”
Soo does anyone else have inappropriate dreams about people they shouldn’t and they don’t mean to but it just happens? What do you do? Do you just carry the secret with you until death?
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