The thing about Cottagecore is that is a fetishized aesthetic of country life, divorced from labor and idealized by a primarily urban audience with a backward looking ethos of tradition. They are not prepared for the stresses of a rural life: farming; harvesting; tapping pumpkins to ensure none of them have been replaced with flesh; losing out on income by having to use one of your pigs in a blood sacrifice to paint protective sigils over your doors and windows; checking cracks and chimneys for the flesh-vines of the Pumpkin Lord; having to decide, before the Growth is complete, whether that's really your tradwife or an amassment of vines, leaves, and blood in the shape of your tradwife; ignoring their desperate pleas that "I'm me! No! No!" as you burn them alive, realizing too late you picked wrong; and the exploitative corporate nature of commercial farming in 2024. All seen through a deeply colonial lens, of course

When I made this post I did not expect it to be an effective test of which Tumblr users actually read a post fully before reblogging, and yet

To be fair that’s what all posts on tumblr are

Me, staring at a character who has a mouth full of blood and gore with pure adoration in my eyes: Look at him go

I do not feel fly like a G6 and have not for a very long time

gonna buy this god-forsaken web site and charge all y'all $8 a month to edit reblogs.

'oh he's so funny now.'

mf i was always funny.

Quality time, when roommates are busy somewhere in the castle.

Not to be a pervert but I fucking cherish you

my piece for a demolition lovers zine ;) we were assigned songs and i was given TO THE END!! aka one of my favouurrrittte mcr songs ever... but anyways its been a long time since i rendered digitally so this was def a challenge,...lolololol

for 2 years this post has appeared in my head every time I interacted with a customer service live chat. that great you can go ahead and order it.

bring back movie protagonists being battered to shit. luke skywalker walked around half of esb looking like a sausage that got smacked on the sidewalk for what?? not for a protag with a perfect little forehead cut and a single red line of blood after the final battle. disgraceful

It's probably because of this

More protagonists need to get their shit rocked this severely.

They need to get the literal brakes beaten off of their asses.

Antagonists need to do shit that would get them put UNDER the jail even more so than the plot point they serve in the film.

In short, not enough good guys fuck around only to find the fuck out.

Okay? Okay. Good talk.

In short, not enough

good guys fuck around only

to find the fuck out.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour

I mean if you wanna just loom in the corner like some kinda creature that's cool, we just don't want you getting left out

Ok so what is jaywalking then

It's crossing a street somewhere that there isn't a designated crosswalk (pictured below in case knowledge of what a crosswalk is isn't universal)

Oh I did not know that's what it was called! How fascinating!

What do you mean a crime

Yeah it's technically a crime in the US but as far as I know it's basically never enforced

Nah they enforce it. I know someone who got a $30-ish fine for jaywalking.

Jaywalking became a crime when the automobile lobby started more aggressively taking over the street to prioritize cars over pedestrians and public transit.

Obligatory @amtrak-official

That is true, the banning ofJaywalking was literally lobbied for by the car companies to make cars have to stop less on city streets