british terms:

toilet: “the loo’”

bathtub: “the soaker”

shower: “the sprayer”

Never heard anyone call a bath “the soaker” or a shower “the sprayer” in my life

pay attention

how to make smalltalk with strangers in a hot tub:

- ahh the hot water soothes my open sores

- i have to go to the bathroom so bad but the waters so nice i dont want to get out

I like you

Heather

Alright then

Looking for a suitable heiress to the Braps throne

Honestly this is fucking brilliant because you can put hot drinks in this cup and since it has a handle you won’t burn your hand drinking it

All these mental health apps be like 79 dollars for Ur first month to show you a cartoon carrot telling you not to kill yourself and it has like 20k 5 star reviews

Puts 'my carrd' in my bio but it just links to malware

just because an ant wont die from falling off a building doesnt mean he wont be crying and screaming the whole way down