doot doot
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doot doot
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I saw this on Facebook and went to check my registration status, sure it was fine because I voted recently, but I put in the info and it said I’m not registered
PLEASE, especially if you’re a Black voter, check your registration status at vote.org
Know your status
Are you a Gold Star lesbian? (Just in case you don't know what it means, a Gold Star lesbian is a lesbian that has never had sex with a guy and would never have any intentions of ever doing so)
lmao i don’t know how long ago this was sent, but I’m not a lesbian.
girl: “I’m in love with you”
lesbians: do you think she’s flirting with me
Okay but if Harringrove isn’t meant to be canon give me a heterosexual explanation for:
- The way Billy moves an entire crowd of people to get to Steve the first time he sees him at the Halloween party (basically jumped over a couch, unprompted, wasn’t even like he was following Tommy)
- The way both boys appear to stare at each other’s lips while that hard core man-to-man defense is happening at practice
- The way Steve looks at Billy all doe-eyed when he offers him a hand at basketball practice like he’s admiring a work of art (or Billy’s abs, same thing)
- The way Billy looks at Steve in the showers. Not only looks at him but /stares/. Has to touch his back.
- The way Steve looks at Billy when he arrives at the Byers house or basically anytime at all. His eyes too soft.
- How Billy does the tongue thing in Steve’s direction ALL THE TIME but doesn’t do it even when he’s flirting info out of Mrs. Wheeler or shown doing it any other time
- How after that shower scene Steve panics and tries to win Nancy back with flowers even though he doesn’t know what he’s sorry for/appears unsure if that’s what he wants to be doing
You can’t do it. It can’t be done.
PLEASE LET’S NOT FORGET ABOUT
- “ A Pretty Boy like you has got nothing to worry about”
I love my mom.
I am risking nothing
I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY
Will not risk.
sorry followers :(
omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy
Why’re you being mean to my mum?
goddamn it
Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances
Koop
This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it
1.4 almost ps not risking it
Fuck this post
2.5 million notes I hate myself
I reblogged this twice now
I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry
Not taking a fucking chance
Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance
No chances… She’s out… And she must be protected.
How dare you
Whatcha doin to me Farkle!
i can’t risk it
sorry babes my moms just my favorite person ever
Sorry I can’t risk it
Fuck sorry guys I love my mom
Omg I hate these things but I am paranoid. So sorry guys.
2.8 million notes
CANT RISK IT
Sorry guys
sorry 😩
IM NOT RISKING IT
I DON’T GIVE A DAMN NO WAY
Ow
I don’t even care, y’all, I love my mom
this is so fcked up but i have to
Why you do me dirty
I personally don’t like my mom all that much (she did scream at me instead of showing sympathy) but I’m terrified of anyone dying by my hand so fuck it
MAMMY NO
FUCK
I don’t like this kind of post but I ain’t risking it.
I hate chain posts buT IM NOT RISKING IT
Not my momma
I luv my muva
Why the fuck do people do this sorry to all my followers but I don’t fuck with my mamas life
I don’t have my mum anymore but I hope she’s doing well up there🌸
me: well ya know I am fat so I-
literally anyone who has never been fat: omg no ur not fat you’re beautiful! I think you’re perfect don’t change for any one you’re the shining light of this world your body is a temp-
me for the next five minutes as they continue their rant :
so no one told you life was gonna be this gay
unfortunate indeed.
Alia Shawkat, photographed by Amber Mahoney for Tidal Magazine.
RIP Stephen Hawking
harry potter au where dumbledore is replaced by ron swanson
“Son, did you or did you not place your name in this stupid fire cup?”
“Welcome back to school, children. This year, your Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher will be this woman from the Ministry of Magic. Why the government is interfering in the affairs of a private institution is beyond me. If you have any complaints, please do not bring them to me. End of speech.”
“Sir, why did Voldemort want to kill me?” “There was some stupid prophecy made that you would defeat him. I do not believe in prophecies. He did and now he’s dead. Learn something from that.”
“I made this wand with my bare hands. People chasing the Elder Wand are cheap and useless at woodworking.”
why is everything so hard but not actually that hard just i cant do it