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Wigglin' and Wagglin'

@wiggleshark / wiggleshark.tumblr.com

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New original 3D animated movie: Ducks. The secret life of ducks when humans aren’t looking.

Whenever ducks fly south in the winter, they’re actually flying to a big city of ducks where they talk and have jobs and have traffic lights with pictures of ducks in them and every billboard and storefront is a bird pun.

A generic duck guy is a young adult who feels inadequate because his dad is a big broker in the bread stock exchange.

He accidentally reveals the secret life of ducks to a human child, and now he must take her south with him to duck city. On the way they get into hijinks and find out about a big duck conspiracy or something.

I was thinking at first this was an actual movie

It will be if you just give me 3 years and $150,000,000

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old-manrupee

How many times would “duck” be confused between the physical action and the animal in question?

12 times for comedic effect. 1 time used ironically in a sad moment in the end of act II. And 1 time in the last act when the protagonist has to say something badass when he defeats the bad guy.

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erinye

This winter, ditch the binoculars and rediscover bird-watching with the hot new movie…….DUCK!!!! 

If this post gets 100,000 notes I’ll start working on the script.

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Well then…

Let’s get to work.

Make sure to include “what the duck” at least once

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joner

Name one person who jacks off more than me

this guy

I said a PERSON, not a legend

THE GOD RETURNS TO MY DASH

ooh I almost forgot Fun Facts about Masanobu

  • He has at least one two hour jack off training sessions each day while his GF cooks breakfast
  • He has a girlfriend
  • His girlfriend is fine with has jacking off habits as she herself isn’t too into having sex
  • She will happily time him
  • He has held the title since 2008
  • You will never be as cool as this man

holy prostate i can’t even find someone to reply back to me and this guys got his girl timing his jerk sessions

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