girl help

nothing is worse than software that tells people when I’m online or when I read their message or when I’m typing something. I always want to be as unknowable in my silence as god

this coffee tastes like i can still have a beautiful life

loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done

Thinky Thoughts Thursday bearhaviors

You’re right and you should say it

i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright

eagle: so what do you think about stigmata

prometheus: you know we're in a pre-christian myth, right? like that word doesn't exist yet. your dumb joke is anachronistic.

eagle: stigma talons in your flesh

And yet he couldn't see the punchline coming.

Check out this CD I burned. (Puts it in my car radio and plays it and it's just a medium quality recording of you coughing)

anyway. onto better things

onto better things thursday

here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”

if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo

ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; 

ft John:

date of origin: 12th of september, 2017.

@hypermess There is absolutely no way

…oh my god

labgirl whos always talking about the evil lab. ohhh ive gotta get back to the evil lab. im needed at the evil lab. they want me back in the evil lab. all day working in the evil lab.

oh fuck this is a really good hill i gotta die on this

"tumblr thinks this" "tumblr users act like that" the only thing all tumblr users do is look at posts.

some of them don't even read posts.

How dare you say we piss on the poor