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Shaxa

@shaxaphone / shaxaphone.tumblr.com

I'm Shaxa and I have an obsession with hot pockets. This is a humor blog with some dogs every so often // 25 years old
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Your honor, my client is a cutie pie

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What if those of us who see visual snow are actually seeing the pixels of the simulation?

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If I had a band it’d def be “My Chemical Imbalance”

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Your honour, my client is grandmas special boy

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Oh you know actions??? Name 5 of their consequences

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If I wanted to I could literally post a pic of my poop on here. Some of you would have to look at it. But it’s a good thing I’ll let it slide this time. You’re welcome

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All men do is fart and chew loud and scratch their balls

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I’m so glad us as humans no longer have to lick our buttholes clean

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Ur telling me that I have to work every day for mostly the rest of my life and for what? Just to die? This universe fake asf for that

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I cant believe that right now santa’s elves are making me a dildo. I love christmas

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