i don't know what to put here

gay people: historically, we’ve always existed.

the cishets: *shit themselves in confusion*

It will be my mission in life to find all the Chris Evans laugh edits and apprehend the crafty son of a bitch that keeps making them. 

East High is having friends we’ll keep for the rest of our lives, and that means we really are ‘all in this together’. Once a Wildcat, always a Wildcat! High School Musical 3: Senior Year (2008) dir. Kenny Ortega

When someone asks you where you see yourself in 5 years and you’re like buddy .. im just trying to make it to Friday

god percy jackson really was the perfect character. remember when he got to camp half blood and he discovered he could order food and just make it blue. i love that bitch idiot so much he just wanted blue food because it reminded him of his mom

My brain cell when I say something smart every 2 months

john mulaney alignment chart

*blows a kiss under the stage* for the pit orchestra

*blows a kiss behind the stage* for the run crew

*blows a kiss to the rafters* for the phantom

*immigrant song plays while thor beats the absolute shit outta bad guys with his new sick ass hammer in Avengers 4*

steve: where is that song even coming from?

thor: i have no idea. this has been going on for days

loki, holding up some speakers blasting the song while cloaked: this is gonna be so funny when thor realizes i’m not dead

this is so sad

Loki, play Despacito

For the last day of Pynchweek I did a collab with the lovely @mzuul <3 she made the sketch and i colored it 

simon’s friends were so wrong for being mad at him for keeping them apart like bitch…. he was being BLACKMAILED… he was FORCED out the closet like boohoo yall had to wait a little longer to be straight and in love shut UP

I reblogged this so fast I had to go back to add the caption - they were really pressed too lmfao but FOR WHAT

me: *sees morgan freeman trending on twitter* dont be dead pls dont be dead pls dont be dead

me: *opens tag*

me: i’d rather he be dead

Me, looking back at how many books i used to read: I love that bitch, she was going places.

guy: *says females instead of women*

me:

people in the notes: I learned to do this in the military

me:

It haunts me that celebrities are just theater kids that made it

#it haunts me that theater kids think they’re just celebrities that haven’t made it

this explains everything about theater kids in a way that was beyond my grasp until this very moment