Masterlist
me: posting an updated masterlist ya’ll: mm wow, didn’t know it did that.
ALSO. HERE’S MY WATTPAD LINK FOR A SHAMELESS PROMO. IDK HOW TO WORK AO3 SO I STUCK WITH MY OLD SCHOOL TRUSTY WATTPAD.
@multiharlot / multiharlot.tumblr.com
me: posting an updated masterlist ya’ll: mm wow, didn’t know it did that.
ALSO. HERE’S MY WATTPAD LINK FOR A SHAMELESS PROMO. IDK HOW TO WORK AO3 SO I STUCK WITH MY OLD SCHOOL TRUSTY WATTPAD.
summary: out of everything you'd planned for your future with matt, divorce wasn't one of them.
warnings: none? i don't think? matthew is the warning? idk?
AFTER EVERYTHING THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔the reader better make his ass suffer in part 2
he's a whore <3
CHEATEDDDD??? BAEEEE MY HEART!! can’t wait for part 2!! happy u uploaded been thinkin abt u recently :3 hope you’re doing okay <3
THANK YOU YOU'RE SO KIND <3
and yes. cheated. because he's the wurst
WHY DID YOU DO THAT??? I’m in tears😭😭😭
SIS HE CHEATS ON HER WHAT😭
Part 2? Cuz you can’t leave us like this💔😫
it’s always the “my wife” guys 😔
and ofc there’s a part 2 i’m not CRUEL
summary: your husband takes a business trip to la
warnings: it's always the "my wife" guys...looking at you NED FULMER........i'm so sorry for this, lmao
i like feeling pain so uhhhh song inspiration is cayendo by frank ocean.
*Y/N is crying after a breakup*
Xavier: There there, Y/N.
Y/N, still crying: Thanks, but how did you get into my room?
Xavier: Great question—
Xavier: It's pretty cold outside.. wanna hold hands? We should stay close.
Y/N, blushing: Okay.
Ajax: It's fucking summer.
Y/N: Bro-
Xavier: No, no, hold up, rewind.
Xavier: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??
Y/N: I hate you.
Xavier: According to this picture i drew of us holding hands that must be untrue
I'm tired of emotions. I want to lay in a river and drift away
miss u cutie
miss u more cutie patootie. NEW MATT X AGE GAP READER COMING SOON BTW. MY LONG TERM RELATIONSHIP JUST ENDED AND I TOOK A GRIPPY SOCK VACATION SO I WASN'T VERY ACTIVE I'M SO SORRY BUT I'M WORKING ON IT
me writing the next few parts of the matt x age gap!reader series after watching the latest episode of she-hulk 👹:
Sassy Foggy is giving me life
Matt ignored Foggy. “She didn’t like her coffee,” he said, still pacing. “Well, no. Okay. That’s a lie. She liked her coffee. I knew she would. That’s why I got it. That’s not the problem. The problem is that it didn’t do anything.” “Matt.” Foggy glanced around the room in disbelief. “Did you really think a single cup of iced coffee would save your relationship? Actually, don’t answer that. Wouldn’t want you to self-incriminate.”