Nics, Nacs, Etc

You can’t cut soft cheese in thin slices or wedges because it just gets squished, but you can with hard cheese, cause the protein holds it together. Casein point:

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Will somebody please draw me with the Ghoul? Pretty please?

@reallyndacarter your wish is my command ma'am.

You guys are badass pals together now (romantic? if you want??? I wasn't sure haha)

How can I EVER leave tumblr? HOW?

parents when they watch a film that isnt shot 100% linearly with every single scene being fully explained with a literal meaning

[ID: A gif of a bald, older white man in a brown jacket standing with his shoulders hunched, breathing heavily and looking around in fear and confusion. End ID]

hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim

Truly one of the sentences of all time. Wetpilled denimmaxer

I fucking hate this "capitalism is when you make money, the more money you make, the more capitalism it is" mindset people have gotten. No, an artist selling their own work is not them engaging in capitalism, it's literally a worker owning their own means of production.

Remember capitalism is someone profiting off of someone else's labor though owning capital. It is not simply the act of profiting at all.

Same when people blame 'capitalism' for stuff that's like... commerce. And issues with commerce that have existed longer than capitalism has. We've been trading for a lot longer than we've had capitalism.

this rave sucks they don't even have platypus controlling me

i’m team “not all transformative works are fanfiction, fanfiction is a specific modern phenomenon founded on a specific relationship between reader and text that doesn’t require historical proofs to be a legitimate form” up until people start being snotty and obnoxious about it and then i am there going “hamlet is gesta danorum fanfiction”

Modern Seinfeld AU:

Jerry's never heard of his new date's gender before and it's too late to ask what it means. When he googles it, the only result is zir livejournal.

more adhd things

Thank you tumblr for being a real one. Twitter is diagnosing me with dementia

fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.

A belly can be a "slut waist" too. If you're not a fearful little freak

Don’t even comment on my shit ever again. You and I will never be the same. You cannot even hope to comprehend the levels of belly I find sexy

every time theres a new bad tv show or movie people act like its the end of the world you guys need to learn about the not watching shit method i’ve been successfully employing the not watching shit method for years

This tag deserves to be seen

yea pretty sure

Bambara women, Mali, by sheisnaissa and malidiaka

he’s gay

and he’s still at it

Turn based sex. Take as long as you need to think of a strategy.

HINT: his pussy is weak to fire magic.