Let the man and his rats SLEEP ‼️‼️

HAPPY WORLD RAT DAY 🐀

@neon-necromancer @ectoimp

I only have 5 hp please be gentle with me

uh, source?

Source:

stuck in a timeloop called i just have to get through this week

it's called the Switch 2 because you Switch 2 a cheaper hobby

Roasted chicken, ginger, daikon, shiitake mushroom soup with lime, cilantro, broccoli sprouts, and rice noodles

Thank u for this contribution

people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

The sandwich i had for lunch didnt moan and scream and squirm against my body and then become limp and pliable when i was done now did it

(Via @morganpdf )

aww hes so cute whats his name? *touches your babys foreheead and curses him*

"The Boss"

tumblr where are they

adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision.  On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me.  i know that fucker’s weaknesses.  i could totally take me in a fight.”

frog and toad are my two remaining brain cells struggling to keep my horrible body alive

saying something you know will make people laugh. And they do laugh.

i feel like i'm going Italian

*insane

I did not know they were stackable ?????????

this is what slugcats do