Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

1.4 almost ps not risking it

Fuck this post

2.5 million notes I hate myself

I reblogged this twice now

I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry

Not taking a fucking chance

Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance

No chances… She’s out… And she must be protected.

How dare you

Whatcha doin to me Farkle!

i can’t risk it

sorry babes my moms just my favorite person ever

Sorry I can’t risk it

Fuck sorry guys  I love my mom

Omg I hate these things but I am paranoid. So sorry guys.

2.8 million notes

CANT RISK IT

Sorry guys

sorry 😩

IM NOT RISKING IT

I did, my mom is STILL DEAD. Works.

3.3 million notes GURLLLLLL

God dammit

I hate this ..

FOR MOTHER!!!!

I hate this post but I love my mom I’m sorry

This post makes me angry but I love my mom soooo

I hate everyone

i put jergens natural glow on one part of my arm to see what would happen and now i regret it

Wow she really needs to shave her legs

im a fucking man #whyineedfeminism

I just need whatever u put on your arm… I don’t tan at all… Ever.

i literally said what it was

this post is such a fucking mess

Is no one going to talk about the perfect rectanglular shape this thing makes on her arm

i literally said i was a man already why is this still happening

Can we stop having story lines in movies where there’s a fat girl and she’s treated like shit until she gets ‘hot’ aka loses weight and suddenly she’s the girl everyone wants. Because that shit told me as a teenager and a kid that i’d only be attractive or liked or treated with human decency if I lost weight. It also encouraged people to tell me i’d be prettier if I lost weight and to treat me like shit because its okay as long as your fat. Not only does it tell fat people that they’re not worthy of respect, but it also tells people who aren’t fat that fat people aren’t worthy of respect. 

People can be attractive, loved, appreciated etc. while fat. People can be fat and in relationships. People can be fat and popular. Stop being cowards and make movies with fat leads that aren’t the butt of a joke or the before of a transformation because I and people like me do not need to be told that we’re the before of every make over movie, the girl or boy that gets used as a bet or a joke in a teen movie, that we have to change to be liked or even treated with respect.

Fat people deserve respect. Fat people shouldn’t have to see films or be told that to get respect we have to lose weight. Fat people shouldn’t have to feel like they’re unlovable or disgusting because we’re constantly shown imagery, films, tv, etc. that confirms what bullies and shitty people tell us. They’re the sort of films that told a 14 year old boy he was allowed to grab my fat on the street and laugh at me. The type of films that told family members that I needed to lose weight to be pretty. Media has a impact and the way people are represented matters. 

Stop it with the shitty fat shaming story lines.

Seriously

there is no such thing as unskilled labour

I’ll keep saying it.

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS UNSKILLED LABOR.

THERE IS ONLY UNDERVALUED LABOR.

I NEVER HIT REBLOG SO FAST.

LMFAO OMG YES

Wait, we need a black Matilda movie!!

Can  Lupita Nyong'o please be Miss Honey?

Wendy Williams can be ms trunchbull. Stacy dash can be the no good mother.

^^^^^

Lmfao

I’m living for this casting😂😂😂 Let’s make #BlackMatilda happen

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Sage advice. See more highlights from Drake’s SNL.

Chadwick on The View [x]

SAME SIS, SAME.

Girl me too

I love how he’s not 100% sure who it is behind him but he still just holds her hands anyway lol. same

He’s so beautiful! 😍

You legit see the thought process for a split second ‘it’s now or never’ 😂

You gotta shoot your shot 😂

This will be me. It’s my life’s mission

Can I please run into Chadwick and give him a hug from the back. I need for him to hold my hands this way too

Same

 Black Panther’s Chadwick  Boseman and Michael B. Jordan : Rate Superhero Costumes  X

The whole video shady af 💀

I love how Chad is just like “That’s not her is it? Oh okay” And just laughs while Mike chooses not to comment all together😂

I miss Scott McCall

He tried to fake sleep and laughed when she caught him

My heart

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I know I do

What kind of question is this?

now THIS is an ally

Awe dude his sister died last year and she was gay.

And he had this huge mass wedding party to honor her.

And he called a bunch of celebrity chefs to make the food for it.

Wow this is… really cute?

I’m… sympathizing with Guy Fieri?

(And he did 101 gay weddings because he was trying to compare the Attorney General against marriage equality to Cruella DeVille, like, 101 dalmations.)

THE TRUE UNPROBLEMATIC FAVE

Come to think of it I never actually found a single reason to dislike him. To my knowledge he’s just a goofball who likes food.

Okay, so as far as I can tell, the whole thing people kinda roll their eyes about is Guy Fierei’s whole presentation. He’s loud and he’s got the bleached hair and he kinda seems like the annoying frat bro chanting “Shots!” at a party. 

But.

Dude’s biggest show on TV is one where he drives around and highlights tiny restaurants that make good food. (And they do- I found my favorite pizza place in town because it was on Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives.) And they’re all little places, usually run by family or something, making food they love. So he’s doing an amazingly awesome thing for these small restaurants, driving a lot of business to them. I found this article that’s talking about how places see a definite bump in sales, and they can even tell when a repeat airs, because they’ll still get emails and stuff. 

And there’s the fact that every time he goes out to film an episode, he invites a kid along from the Make-a-Wish foundation- actually, he invites their whole family, so no one feels left out. Apparently, that happens on all his shows, which is pretty amazing. Again, this is because of his sister- she was diagnosed with cancer as a kid, and beat it, though she died of melanoma a few years ago. So because he went through that as a kid, he does a lot to help out families who are dealing with that sort of thing. It’s pretty awesome.

I admit it, I’ve made fun of him before, because he does have that whole attitude that kinda grates. But when you put that aside, he’s a dude who’s enjoying himself, helping out a lot of people, and talking a lot about food he thinks is delicious. So good for him. There’s worse things in the world.

I have always and will always love guy. he’s such a big goof…what’s not to love…

Y'all Guy is wonderful. He got his start on Next Food Network Star and I remember that season very vividly. I saw it as a kid. He just wants people to have fun while they eat. That’s literally his only goal. There was a challenge where they had to make cupcakes for 5 year olds and everyone made these boring ass cupcakes like ‘Oh they’re decorated like the 4 seasons see its educational’ and they were criminally dull. The only thing that was changed was the frosting. And Guy comes up and starts making all these crazily shaped sushi cupcakes. Like cutting them into goofy shapes, making them bite sized, modeling them after dragons and stuff, it was so cool and the kids were EXCITED. He gets what makes thing fun on a fundamental, basic level. He’s not a douchebag frat boy. He’s that crazy uncle you were always excited to see at family gatherings.

Go watch Guy’s Grocery Games. Its on Hulu. He’s so goofy and fun and he’s just as excited for the winners as the winners themselves. The show really makes me happy to watch.

Y’all I joke on Guy Fieri but he geninely is an amazing motherfucker.

‘When is my turn’

(X)

Didn’t he? (insp.)

Yeah, my dog did pop into my head