honestly frodo’s journey is so wild

like, imagine your uncle goes missing after his birthday party, and his old stoner friend from out of town tells you the souvenir he brought back from a vegas trip 80 years ago is actually satan’s mood ring and now zombie assassins are coming to burn down your town unless you and your lawn guy meet up with medieval hozier in a dark gastropub…

This is the funniest synopsis of lotr I’ve ever seen

Kestrel-dad not sure how to dad but he’s trying his best.

I can’t even articulate how much of a role model this man is to me

Here is a free pdf of the players handbook

Here is a free pdf of xanathars guide to everything

Here is a free pdf to monsters manual

Here is a free pdf to tashas cauldron of everything

Here is a free pdf to dungeon master’s guide

Here is a free pdf to volo’s guide to monsters

Here is a free pdf of mordenkainen’s tomb of foes

For all your dnd purposes

Here's a site that has literally every official (and most UA) dnd stuff

including the books and campaigns

and you can add homebrew

Hey rb this!!!

That explains a lot

GET THEIR ASS

ALEX HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY KING

WAIT JUST REALIZED IT WAS HIM

ABSOLUTE KING

That’s what ethan winters looks like? Put it back! I don’t want to see this

stupid mantwink

I want a reverse Cruella movie where it’s about this bitch

giving her entire fortune and inheritance away to some cats??? hell yes!! A cat saved her mother’s life from a bunch of dogs pushing her off a cliff.

me when the bastards at cheesecake factory bring me a hog trough filled with cajun pasta

Gonna tell my kids this is Hamilton

Response for when the far-right pick a fight by spewing ignorant divisive bollocks, then claim that they're being 'bullied', or 'cancelled', or 'oppressed' or 'silenced' when other people argue back or criticise them for said bollocks.

“You’re not getting bullied; you’re picking a fight, then losing that fight”

I’ll take “Jokes that require a few lessons in conversational English” for One Hundred, Alex...

Just another day at the Baltimore Airport

Crow fashion show

@oisin

Me, walking anywhere.

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