“oh i get it ! workers of the world should like, unite you know ? we totalllyyy have nothing to lose but our chains !!”

why’d this post blow up. it’s lindsay total drama reading marx and engels

you answered your own question

hoes mad

nothing is awkward or cheesy if you dont give a fuck. im on this earth to have a good time not to be seen as cool

“Tell me, my dear, can a heart still break once it’s stopped beating?”

the traits “likes spooky stuff” and “is a genuine coward” CAN coexist within one person. it’s me i’m in hell

gwen stefani was right when she said this shit is bananas

norman reedus and his son mingus dont look related at all

this looks like matty b raps took a blind homeless man to a basketball game instead of a nice family photo

fuck you thats not his name

what do i have to gain by lying on this site? what the fuck is in it for me? fame? fortune? clout? meaningless distractions. there is no pleasure greater than the knowledge of mingus lucien reedus’ true name. and as i have suffered to gain this, so too shall you all. live as a flagellant and bleed in his name. our lord, mingus.

The Reedus family’s cat also has a weird ass name but the story is so cute and Norman is a great father omg

Chaotic good

My favorite Taco Bell ad…

THIS IS HIM

THE LEGEND

GODBLESS

Stranger Things: 3x02 - The Mall Rats

if i want to listen to the same song sixty-four times in a row that’s my own business. it’s between me and god. this is a private dance

So is it just me, or does every new owner of Tumblr getting announced feel like we’re getting a new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher?

i’m really bored with my first name 

your name is now crab78