Grumble grumble…

Good afternoon sluts and those of us who wanted to be sluts but never got around to it

Social anxiety Is so funny you'll really be wondering "is it normal to get your clothes dry cleaned?" Yeah brother they built a whole business around it called "dry cleaning"

she took my empire of dirt in the divorce

165: They are out to get us.

You come to my post and try to out-perform me.

you can have characters in your mind! But watch out

They will move in forever and they wont even pay rent

miguel and miniguel

This is my current source of happiness I love people translating the Miguel & Miniguel joke in their language 😭

multilinguel 

that meme

Alfred was an absolute icon in btas

Mosasaurus car wash.

Prehistoric planet study by me.

He already is, we know this.

“Kill them with kindness.” Of course. Just make sure you do kill them.

well I did it, I stitched an egg to a shirt.  there’s no going back now.

i was so good at this water sort mobile game and i’m stuck on level like 348 and i’m convinced this one is impossible. i was stuck on it for weeks like a year ago and then quit and came back to it recently with a new hunger and vengeance and it’s kicking my ass i swear

it’s just not possible.

i take back every bad thing i ever said about this website