guys...i changed my url and it lowkey sucks ass but i wanted it to be more general in case i ever write for different universes so-

drachoesimp → slvt4fakerealities

ik its basic but whatever it'll do for now 🙄 and my links won't be working for a bit but im gonna try to fix that now

ill tag some mutuals to boost along with anyone else who sees this <3

(i used to be drachoesimp for those who don't know btw)

OK I FINISHED MY LINKS BUT ALSO-

i literally did a celebration for 1.2k like a few days ago wth

idk how or why but thank you again, im smiling like a dumbass rn but i just- UAJSHJS

ok im gonna do another celebration bc it’s fun even tho i literally haven’t finished my other one-

📱- send me a (twitter) p0rn link and i’ll write a small blurb for whatever character you choose -only opened limited time

✍️- i’ll write a small blurb for any prompt you choose (nsfw or sfw) - only opened for limited time

📚- give me a letter(s) and a character for the smutty alphabet and i’ll write what i think it would be

👋- (mutuals only) i’ll tell you my first impression of you/your blog

🌸- your first impressions of me/my blog OR your favorite fic of mine

now time to tag my mutuals and annoy them even more <3

IM SO PROUD OF U BABE

i literally cannot believe i have reached this point. just a little over a year ago, i had logged back into tumblr, read like the 2 fics i had posted and said “i like writing and i havent done it in a while… maybe i should pick it back up…?” and here i am now!

thank you all so much. whether your my mutuals or readers or followers for no reason (p*rn bots i havent caught yet, im looking at yall), you have helped me so much in reaching this goal. and honestly, even if i had like 200 followers or smth, i would still be overjoyed bc im doing what i love: writing, and sharing with you all :)

ok enough of being sappy. mini game time 👹👹

celebration is open from june 15th- june 20th 2021

i am not creative so these names suck i apologize

🍵 tea, if you will - ask me anything. maybe ill reveal my darkest secret to yall

🔮 let me be your wingwoman - give me your pronouns, preferred gender u want to be w, a few facts about you, and your preferred fandom and ill ship you w someone! (fandoms - harry potter (specify which era), criminal minds, the vampire diaries universe)

🪅 love me, love me, love me! - tell me which fic of mine is your favorite! and ill do a lil commentary for it (got this from @mendesxruel )

😽 kissy kissy for u (mutuals only!) - let me write u a little love letter and tell u which fic of yours is my fav!

😩 help! my pussy’s gone crazy!! - send me characters or even celebrities, ill say who ill fmk hehe

ok have fun w all of these 😁😁😁 spam if you want 😏😏😏

tagging mutuals under the cut

CONGRATS TALIA

sour (olivia rodrigo) themed asks

that sounds so good😋😋😋😋😋

@moonyinthelight @chloemalfoyy @malfoyswifeyy @moonytoastisthebest @axdxis @rvnwhre @mooniefoot @whoreforastrology @dracosslutt @darlingmalfoy @shrimplicity1 @the-prisoner-of-azkaban @thefallengodesse @sjoukjelaufeyson @persephonestoad @adrianscumslut @aetheralist @snapespotionbottle @4kweasley @i-love-scott-mccall @pretty-pop-princess-hs @simpforferrets @dreamy-clousds @soulbodymindheart @queeriacs @justdracology @escapingrealitybyreading @helleli @pinkandblueblurbs @dawnmalfoy @lovegoodsgf@daddybutmakeitagirl @w-h-x-r-e @mypainistemporary @justdracology @riddleswh0rekrux @glossygranger @sazura @saggyb1lls @abbott27 @Rosemarvoloriddle @dracosxxgirl @caim-metanoia @pixydust @pansyparkinson90 @dracoandcedwhore @ambi-doo12 @harry-styles-1800 @goofygobber @m4lf0ym1lk3rs @spencerreidssocks69 @aurorasnape12 @steveharringtonswhore @harmqnia @ravenmoore14

HOLY FUCK

order of the phoenix was so good

MINI-CELEBRATION FOR 300 FOLLOWERS

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Ok once again writing this on the 25th of May 23:51 with 290 Followers

WHAT SNDJFHDHSJISKFNRJWIA GUYS THANK YOU OH MY GOD IMMA CRY 😩

To thank you all, I’ll be using a perya-themed celebration. A perya is a public fun fare or amusement park open to the public on particular occasions. Would love for you all to participate! <3

🎟 -> ask me anything! <3

🥁 -> just send me 2-4 facts about u + ur gender + an hp character (or a character from this list) and i’ll give u a song from my playlist

🍿 -> send me something from this list or anything to cast my mutuals with.

🎢 -> request something with draco/harry and i’ll write a oneshot or a drabble. you may also add 1-3 one-liner prompts. request guidelines | prompt lists

🎠 -> request a oneshot. just send in my asks the character (draco/harry) + a random word + fluff/angst. you may also add 1-3 one-liner prompts. (ex: harry potter + cupcake + fluff) request guidelines | prompt lists

🎡 -> Send me three characters (from either of these fandoms) and I’ll tell you who I’ll FMK

🍦-> hehe feed my ego, which of my fics is your favorite and why 🐩🐩🐩

🎯 -> tell me anything you wanna say, i’d love to get to know my babes <333

🧸 -> send me this emoji and i’ll write a short message from me to you <3 (moots only!)

Tagging my beloved moots under the cut because y’all rock

CONGRATS VESUVIA ILY 💓💓💓💓

UR SO SWEET TYSM <33