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@ptuukkadactyl

Carlene | CT | 20 Latina ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ด
I love the bruins and the canes with all my life as well as other teams. This is an anti K*ne blog
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LADY GAGA FUCKING SNAPPED.

QUEEN! FUCKING QUEEN! LADY GAGA I LOVE YOU!!!โคโคโค

I am sobbing right now. She is amazing

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When Iโ€™m married someday I want to be so in love that our kids are disgusted

If your โ€œlovingโ€ relationship disgusts your kids then youโ€™ve probably caused them trama from exposing them to your toxic relationship with your SO that youโ€™re now rekindling in front of their faces and they hate you for it

max they mean in the lighthearted โ€œeeeeeew moomโ€ way not like fucking in front of them

I genuinely cannot comprehend how they came up with that paragraph

How is this website free

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this kitten weighs over 5 pounds already and heโ€™s only 14 weeks old. Heโ€™s half the size of an adult cat and he hasnโ€™t even lost his baby teeth yet

He is now 16 weeks old and over 6 pounds. Kittens are supposed to be half their adult weight at 5-6 months, and he is barely 4 months old. What the fuck.

Now at 22 weeks, 5 months old, half his adult weight, this baby is 10 pounds,,,

30 WEEKS. 7 MONTHS.

14 POUNDS.

THAT IS TWICE THE AVERAGE WEIGHT OF A CAT HIS AGE. THE GIRLS IN HIS LITTER ARE ONLY LIKE 8 POUNDS WHY IS HE SO HUGE

Hello it is Time for Another Update!!!

It is June 18th, 2018. Half-n-Half is now 10 months old. Last I weighed him (like 2 weeks ago?) he was over 15 pounds, but heโ€™s not gaining weight as rapidly anymore. Regardless, heโ€™s still Big

GUESS WHOโ€™S ONE AND A HALF AND WEIGHS 17 POUNDS

THIS FUCKIN MAGNIFICENT GUY!!!!!!!!

HALF-N-HALF!!!!!!!

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you know what would be Great? if we could go back to when being โ€œdaddyโ€™s girlโ€ meant you were spoiled by your dad and not a grown woman who roleplays pedophilia and incest to get your partner off.

you know what would be Great? if people stopped criticizing what some people do behind closed doors when it affects you in no way what so ever.

if yall did it behind closed doors I wouldnโ€™t fucking know about it, sharon.

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thotvengers

Alright ladies we need another lesbian icon aside Thor so i present:

T'challa, king of the lesbians

Alright when thors called a lesbo icon its okay but when its tchalla, the second man we are claiming its suddenly โ€œenoughโ€ what?? Hmm i smell racism

Yall white lesbians are mad about this post please spread this around more

Aneka and Ayo are former Dora Milaje that are a couple in the comics. So this is basically canon.

Thor: dumb sports lesbians who love beer and brawling. Bad at fashion and talking to girls

T'challa: refined combat lesbians who love trees and dancing under the moonlight. Excellent at talking to girls and being fashionable without trying.

The dichotomy we need

exactly, thor attracts hopeless lesbians who desperately want advice from this Smooth Motherfucker and tโ€™challa attracts smooth lesbians who like, see this trash pile and are likeย โ€œheโ€™s the worst we need to help himโ€

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cryptic-prey

me: *shows my friend a picture of a possum in a hat, expecting delight*

my friend: ew!

me:

show us the possumย 

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like the fact that the nhl didnโ€™t time or televise decker to begin with and didnโ€™t say anything after the hashtag started rolling, then waited almost 24 hours, an entire social media campaign, and ccm hockey confirming deckerโ€™s time (and WIN) to the tune of $25k to say โ€˜oh actually she lost :)โ€™ without producing any evidence and then refusing to repeat it on television confirms both that she actually won and that the reason the nhl refuses to recognize it isnโ€™t for monetary reasons or some kind of rules-abiding thing but because they refuse to acknowledge women as legitimate athletes or competitors

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