Candace and doofenshmirtz would be tumblr mutuals i think

She never finds out about perry fighting him cuz shes always trying to bust her brothers while doof liveblogs getting his ass kicked

they have carl blocked

(@cogcltrcorn )

HELP

I read that as dual wedding and i had to

lets give them a proper skyrim marriage

i love how tumblr users play with jpegs like dolls

Gollum and yoda sucking each other off while a big steamroller gets closer and closer

This is one of those firing shots in to the air, property value lowering posts that keeps this site utterly unmarketable

"The Stoppables"

How dare you leave these gems in the tags

Been taking a break from art by crocheting these funny dragon egg dice bags, here are some of my faves from this month!

I initially made these as gifts for pals during the March Birthday Rush, but they were so fun to craft that I just have more than a dozen sitting around waiting to be hatched into a good home.

They're up for adoption here on my new Etsy!

stop posting this kinda shit my vestigial fish brain wanna go home

This is probably the most inclusive post ever made on Tumblr

“What country is this about?”

“Yes.”

'"You're a Fox," Andrew said, like it was that simple, and maybe it was.'

I could've added a lot more details to this and it's not 100% accurate to the book, but I had to stop myself or this would've taken me another week to finish lmao

Happy sycamore sunday or something idk

reblog for the most chaos PC we can manage

A recent cartoon for New Scientist

i should superimpose this over reblog graphs on tumblr

Scream scrom so Saw could see

Customer: THIS IS ME WHEN I VISIT MY FRIEND DMV: THE FRIENDFUL VISITOR

Verdict: DENIED

they should invent joints that don’t hurt

UM WE FORGOT THE OTHER TWO

tumblr when a new pathetic man drops