Describe your perfect date. MISS CONGENIALITY (2000)

I need a link to this

This is how the Resident Evil developers see Europe

o conselho tribais

Thinking about how when my oldest brother took Japanese classes his professor was like your pronunciation is really good 😊 but you need to watch movies that aren't about the Yakuza because you sound like a criminal

somewhere in this beautiful world there is a man who sounds like Paulie Walnuts because he learned English by watching the Sopranos

Really in love with some of the notes on this post

Star Wars: The Clone Wars concept art Rising Malevolence / Shadow of Malevolence / Destroy Malevolence

naaah, this was so foul

[VD: A scene from the Star Trek TOS episode "Shore Leave." Spock and Jim are standing in Jim's quarters, and Spock says, "Very well, Captain. Something I did come to discuss." Jim replies, "Yes, Mister Spock, what is it?" and Spock says, "I picked this up from Doctor McCoy's log. We have a crewmember aboard who's showing signs of stress and fatigue. Reaction time down nine to twelve percent, associational reading norm minus three."

Jim frowns, "That's much too low a rating." Spock continues, "He's becoming irritable and quarrelsome, yet he refuses to take rest and rehabilitation. Now, he has that right, but we've found--" Jim interrupts sternly, "A crewman's right ends where the safety of the ship begins. That man will go ashore on my orders. What's his name?"

Spock looks at his PADD and replies, "James Kirk." Then he looks up, eyebrows raised pointedly as light-hearted music plays, and says with a smirk, "Enjoy yourself, Captain. It's an interesting planet. You'll find it quite pleasant. Very much like your Earth." Jim stares at him, eyes narrowed, before giving way to a fond expression. End VD]

Of course the obvious answer...

MISS CONGENIALITY (2000) dir. Donald Petrie

this guy's beef got old enough to have geology

Item: did you know that if you leave beef broth in a bottle long enough you can grow Beef Crystals

> mom spilled trace amount of curry powder on the floor

> cool ok ill sweep it up in a sec

> go to the bathroom, come back

> curry powder is suspiciously less

> cat is suspiciously yellow

artistic recreation

Women fear me, fish want me

At last, the blow fish.

@zigzag-wanderer @mashumaru it counts. It's schrodinger's phallus... What's happening in there? We just don't know until someone removes that fish...

He looks like an old light house keeper

Every Afictionados Best Line Award (Robyn)

Love how Jack is in the background waving his gun only to be completely ignored.

Straight up didn't notice Jack until you pointed him out.

Steve Mills (American b.1959), Catch Me - If You Can, 2023, Oil on board

Welp. This is it. I have found my favorite post on the internet.

This isn’t working for me.

THE MANDALORIAN | Chapter 23: The Spies