Hello Farkness My Old Friend

my ‘third eye’ is just my pussy and.. shes open

The Blue Spirit 

Original post by @yeeeem

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It’s fun to stay at the Y M M M!

It’s fun to stay at the Y M M M~ee~ay~

They have ONE thing.

They have NO Man!

You can Go There!

WhyYy Y yy Y y—

Stay at the Y M M M!

It’s fun to stay at the Y~y. M M M! (ee-ay~)

This is an incredible transcription, thank you so much

missing an old hyperfixation is literally the worst feeling. i miss that old love and passion but i just can’t quite reach it

You’re married to your phone background/lockscreen how fucked are you

BABY RACCOONS COVER THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET SCARED AND OMG I JUST CANT ITS SO PRECIOUS

Pen cracks open car lock

You still have to have the right tool

June 17 2020

ça peut donner des idées ... 

Multitools are an anarchists best friend!

These car boots are designed to punish the poor and low-income as those who can pay the fine would only be inconvenienced. For those who can’t pay the fine or for whom the fine would be a burden, these things are tools of economic injustice.

Sucks that we need this advice, but great that it’s being shared. 

I’m reposting for my black love ones out here!

I like those Pokemon variants crossed with other Pokemon as much as the next person but have you considered: Bulbasaur cultivars.

You, too, should learn about the history of selective breeding in the wild mustard plant!

It has come to my attention that I used a faulty diagram for my source (not the one in the above article), so I must issue a correction: a turnip bulbasaur would be B. rapa and not B. oleracaea. Same genus, different species. Sorry turnipsaur, you belong on a different diagram.

@ everyone on twitter telling me that turnipsaur is upside-down: whatever do you mean, they just grow this way

salt and pepper squid 

they are in love

it has been pointed out that i failed to include a baby paprika squid in this

pls allow me to correct this

Blue’s Clues has changed a lot since I was a kid.

[YOU ENTER MY HOUSE ROOM AND FIND ME WATCHING TIK TOK COSPLAY VIDEOS ON A MULTIMONITOR SETUP]

[I CLEARLY HAVENT MOVED IN HOURS. MY GRIMOIRE IS OPEN IN MY LAP]

[SUDDENLY MY ATTENTION SNAPS TO A PARTICULAR VIDEO, WHICH I PAUSE AND STUDY CAREFULLY]

[I NOD AND MAKE A SMALL SOUND OF COMPREHENSION AS I WRITE THE 117TH LETTER OF THE TRUE NAME OF THE DEMIURGE IN MY GRIMOIRE]

[YOU HAND ME THE DRAGON DILDO THE MAILMAN JUST DROPPED OFF]

[I PUT IT WITH THE OTHERS]

Fuke

“Don’t call Trump supporters nazis, it hurts their feelings.”

Yes, this is real (link to tweet). Yes, Tucker Carlson is literally repeating Nazi propaganda that aided the genocide of the Romani during the Holocaust. Yes, I am furious. 

(Also, although there is a large population of Romani in Romania, they aren’t indigenous to Romania. They’re a diasporic group originally from northern India.)

Romani and Jewish have been screaming at the top of their lungs for years about neo-fascism in Europe, and Americans were totally aloof.

Then neo-fascism reared its head in America, but Roma and Jews were left out of the conversation in terms of people being impacted, because our oppression was “over.”

Now Tucker Carlson is on live TV using slurs and Nazi propaganda about Romani people, and I’m 90% most people on the left are just going to ignore it.

It’s fucking starting y'all. It’s happening again.

If you’re not Jewish or Roma PLEASE BOOST THIS.

i don’t understand ppl who hate jock villagers...... they literally love u unconditionally..... it doesn’t matter what u do.... they’re just there to tell you how ripped u are....... they’re just drinking respect u juice daily and ur mad at them for it