Mark/ Vincent

someone needs to make a chart of his morals

I am a comedic genius

Wilson: “I want a threesome!”

House: “shouldn’t we try a twosome first?”

Wilson: “with two women”

House: “oh 😔”

I'm always seeing this sentiment of "I have got to make my art weirder" or people begging for weirder art but here's the thing, Weird is not a brand. You cannot rack your brains trying to figure out the "Weird" formula. You don't get weird art by artificially forcing whatever you think is "weird." You get weird art (and I think "weird" is sometimes people groping for a way of saying non-corporatized) by figuring out what you like, deep down, even (especially) if you think it's embarrassing and wallowing in it like a pig

i rewatched the medical malpractice show for the billionth time

Every episode of house be like:

A small child is visibly ill. They start coughing and clutching their throat, but whips out an inhaler and they’re fine. Oh shit! The man across the street just started bleeding out of both of his eyeballs!

Cut to house grimacing in pain and swallowing too much Vicodin.

Differential! Go! Shut up chase you’re an idiot.

They do a bunch of tests, everything is inconclusive!

We need to biopsy the patients eyeballs!

Cut to foreman explaining to the family about how invasive and dangerous a biopsy is.

Biopsy is inconclusive. Cut to house and Wilson. Wilson gives a long introspective dialogue about how houses addiction is deeply rooted in his own self hatred and that he pushes people away to further punish himself.

Epiphany time! Give the patient the medicine drug!

Patient is saved. House and Wilson eye fuck each other while going out for drinks.

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CRYING AND BAWLING AND LOSING IT

chase (dumb blonde)

the reason none of us can ever leave tumblr is because we've already evolved to having this be our only suitable habitat. we're the devils hole pupfish of people.

me and my mutuals

u think i’m CUTE?! send me $3000

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watching house md and in episode 4x10 "It's a Wonderful Lie" this garfield strip caught my girlfriend's eye.

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that's

that's the fucking "why do they call it oven" strip (July 13 1986)

"irreversible side effects of HRT" all of life is irreversible. i cannot go back a single second in time

also i know what i want. i know the risks. everything has risk. i am already living! why am i living half a life because of what YOU fear? stop talking down to transsexuals

made a visual for this one 😎👍

My new favorite Animal Crossing emotion is now Intense.

Intent to kill

I'm a gay vampire you son of a bitch

op you look like someone insulted you and you’re about to say “father shall hear about this”

they’re not great people but luckily they’re perfect for each other #oldmanyaoi