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Oh no I need this, what now?
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Goncharov broke containment.
The original slogan for The Daily Show - "Where more Americans get their news...than probably should".
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I've noticed that some people making car content on the internet have stopped saying "tranny" as short for transmission, and using "trans" instead. Not sure if that's because of self-censorship to avoid demonetization on youtube, or if its because they actually don't want to say a slur anymore, but all I do know is it can end with some pretty funny results:
re prev tags
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jesus no
beeworm
There is explicit nonbinary representation on my math homework
beeworm
rb if you support them
Bin’s identity is valid BUT👏THEIR👏ANSWER👏IS👏NOT👏
Bin, you dense motherfucker
Ohhhhh! It's a TRIDENT!
Hehe, it is 😁
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thanks @bmoharrisbankofficial but unfortunately i can’t focus on the very important message here because i’m too busy being confused by the fact that apparently if you send an ask with only one letter tumblr will bold that letter in the “asked you” notification text?? why the fuck would that be the case
fascinating
what the fuck is the backend of this site like
Oh! Before I forget. I recently finished rereading I Am Yours and I wanted to know if you had a specific design in mind for Bor's staff. 'Cause the only thing I can picture is Gandalf's staff, and for some strange reason, I doubt that's the kind of thing a war-mongering genocidal tyrant would go for
I thought a lot about that for the same reasons - it needs to be a spear that fits Bor but that is also changed by its long stay in the sea. It will be described a bit more in detail in the next batch, so I'm curious what you will think about it.
Thor before Jormungandr's birth: 'There is no womb in which a little babe is growing – just dark magic eating you from the inside out! And your so-called child is destined to kill me!’
Thor after Jormungandr's birth:
I've only had Jory for a day and a half, but if anything happened to them, I would kill everyone on this planet and then myself
🤣🤣🤣🤣 How are you always so accurate?!?
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So basically what happened:
The world: you're carrying a curse fated to kill your brother and destroy the only home you've ever known
Loki: A curse? What curse, I don't see a curse? I see a child.
The world: ???? Are you high? That's a c-
Loki: a baby. My baby in fact.
The world: It's not a-
Loki, elbowing Thor: Do you see a curse Thor?
Thor, doubled over in pain: nope, not a curse, that's my beloved sibling's beloved nibling
The world: No! Are you blind!!
Loki @Avengers: Perhaps you see a curse?
The avengers: nope, no, nuh-uh
Nick Fury: I don't know the hell yall are on, but that's a motherfuckin-
Tony, muffling Nick's mouth with his hand and slowly dragging him away: shshshsh that's a goddamn baby alright
Am I right or am I right?
You're 100% right!
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Father loves you
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I did training on how to deal with classified information back in 2007 and this joke was in the official federal government training course.
These are all the secrets that gays trust me with.
Eagerly getting into the submersible industry, that’s the point there right?
I’m being informed that in light of recent events this is no longer true
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Thor, about Loki: I can fix him
Tony: We're all hoping for that. But the attempts don't seem to be working
Thor: As long as we keep trying--
Tony: If our careers fail as a villain redemption crew can we go back to trying to imprison him
Thor: no.
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Forgot to share my pieces from the @iamironmanzine!!
Third piece was a wonderful collab with Zee! ( @pixelladium over on Twitter and Insta )