and i don't necessarily believe any of this i'm just saying words recreationally

the last sentence of my thesis

Jack Hughes smiles after being selected first overall by the New Jersey Devils during the first round of the 2019 NHL Draft (06.21.19)

did he commit a crime? wheres the warrant? 

no its his last day of kindergarten and its for his mom

failure IS an option and it’s the option i’m choosing. good night.

Me at a hockey game standing on the glass trying to make eye contact with a player so we can live out the fanfic in my head

A parent: say thank you

little baby: tank you :)

Me:

explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

Sebastian conducted tonight’s surge!

not to be dramatic but I’ll die if Nylander is traded

watching hockey is unhealthy

a concept

when gary bettman presents the stanley cup we all throw plastic balls on the ice with the word ‘resign’ on them and if one lands in the cup he has to quit

Act Two

This is like “you messed with the wrong fandom” only 9000 times worse