what does it mean when someone says they’re pescatarian and vegan

Land animals are innocent of crime but The Fish have Sinned

if you’re irish and you complain about britain “erasing culture” but can’t even speak the language/ don’t know shit about ireland before 1910 then just shut your cakehole nobody cares

Them being Irish and not being able to speak the language/not knowing shit about Ireland before 1910 is a direct result of Britain erasing culture, you goddamn Vitamin D-deficient circus clown

new cryptid everyone!

Everyone made this O.C. when they were 14 and now he's back for revenge

Me, when people say Scott Lang is an idiot: EXCUSE you he has a masters in electrical engineering and is described by Marvel as having a ‘genius level intellect’ and just because he likes to goof around and make people laugh doesn’t make him any less smart thank you very much.

You know what, we need more “genius who goofs around and makes people laugh” and less “genius who’s a total douchebag because it’s edgy”.

appreciation post for one of the best heroes which is Scott Lang

“Sorry I’m late, I was saving the world. You know how it is.”

#YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN

THIS IS THE ONLY PERSON I TRUST.

So IDC what anyone says Scott Lang was the best character in that film and has had the most consistent character progression and Paul Rudd deserves all the awards bc he’s not just the fucking comic relief look at the emotions on his face here the shock and confusion and the relief that his daughter is alive and the crushing realization that he missed five years of her life and how much that hurts him but then he reminds himself that it doesn’t matter because she’s alive and he’s holding her in his arms again and he can’t help but laugh in disbelief because his tiny Peanut is so big now thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

Also, according to the MCU wiki, Cassie was born in 2007. She celebrates her birthday in Ant-Man and would have been about eight years old. She’d be eleven in Ant-Man and the Wasp (which seems a bit old for show and tell, but what do I know?) so with the five year flash forward she is about sixteen years old and probably as close as she’ll ever be to becoming Stature.

Also, I know some people were upset that Scott only mentioned Hope as someone he lost, and that we didn’t find out the fates of Luis and the rest of Scott’s friends, or Maggie and Paxton… and I get that… but at the same time it is an Avengers movie and IDK if they’d want to waste time on screen namechecking all the different Ant-Man supporting characters.

Scott mentioned that Hank was gone so they had limited particles, but he didn’t name him as a friend he had lost. He said Hope was supposed to pull him out, he didn’t say Hope and her parents…

When he was trying to convince Tony, he mentioned he lost someone close to him. Not people close to him. That doesn’t mean he doesn’t care about Hank, or that he doesn’t care about Luis and everyone else… but it does mean that Hope is the woman he loves. She is the someone, he he tried to relate to Tony on that level.

I like to think that offscreen, before he went to the Avengers facility (he fucking drove. He drove his brown van, from San Francsico, across the country to New York) that Cassie filled him in on everyone else’s fates. I think he mourned them, but also compartmentalizes.

He stumbles when he mentions Hope to Steve and Nat, probably because he knows he has to focus on telling them his plan. He can’t let himself break down in that moment.

It actually would have been nice if when telling him no, Tony had mentioned his daughter, and tried to relate back to Scott in that way to tell him why he couldn’t help them if it risked losing his own.

Alas. A missed oppurtunity.

And yes, this is long, but Scott fucking deserves it.

Which infinity stone would you most like to get your hands on?

Bonus:

a harry potter au where potions is taught by gordon ramsay

neville: *messes up his potion*

gordon ramsay: *holds neville between two slices of bread* what are you

neville: an idiot sandwich

no no no!

Imagine that this is Gordon Ramsay a la Masterchef Junior

Neville: *messes up the potion, realizes it, starts crying quietly*

GR: What’s going on?

Neville: *explains how he messed up*

GR: Oh gosh okay…we can fix this, don’t cry, see, it’s fine now? Just be more careful when you’re adding the Newt’s eyes, all right? Drop them in gently. There we go. No more tears.

Neville: *giggles wetly, wiping eyes*

Yes, he only screams when he’s dealing with people that claim to know what they’re doing and clearly dont, when he’s teaching he’s very kind and patient because they’re still learning.

He’d probably do the bread thing to Malfoy.

nononononono. I get that Malfoy is a bit of a twat, but he’s still a kid. It’d be the teachers fucking up that he’d have trouble with.

Ramsay: All you had to do was treat it with a fucking Beozar! 

Slughorn: It was a stressfu-

Ramsay: How long have you been teaching potions?!

or

Ramsay: So you’re going to raise this boy SPECIFICALLY so he can die as part of your twisted little scheme? 

Dumbledore: It’s for the greater good, professor. 

Ramsay: The greater fucking good?! *holds two slices of bread either side of dumbledoor’s face* What are you? 

Dumbledore: Am I, per chance, an idiot sandwich? 

Ramsay: Yes, you fucking are. 

Okay, now I can reblog it!

@marauders4evr

Fantastic!

@alrightanakin

I’m in love

I MUST HAVE REBLOGGED A THOUSAND TIMESSSS

My favorite Gordon Ramsey moment is from the latest season of Master Chef Jr.

Gordon had run in to help a group of struggling kids with a team challenge and one of the older kids, a 12 year old boy, wasn’t passing attention while taking a pan out of the oven and not only spilled all the food but scalded Gordon.

It’s clear Gordon’s leg is in pain. He’s been badly burned without warning. But he doesn’t scream. He doesn’t yell, not even in pain, and he doesn’t go off on the child who is now frozen in fear. He calmly tells the child to set the pan down and to close the oven, safety first. Then tells him to go restart the food he was making, calm instructions.

My husband and I grew up in abusive homes where any mistake meant parents getting angry (my husband is terrified of spills or broken glasses because that meant beatings growing up, for me, anything going wrong, that could upset my mother, even if it wasn’t my fault meant screaming and emotional abuse).

I didn’t know someone could be so calm. That someone could not get angry, and put aside what they’re feeling (in this case a lot of physical pain) and not take it out on those around them, even when someone around them had messed up, because that person is a child.

Gordon Ramsey is a survivor of child abuse himself and as an adult, the most non-abusive person ever when it comes to kids.

im going to cry can gordon ramsey be my parent this sound so beautiful

Please take a moment to picture Gordon Ramsay taking over Potions when Snape becomes the DADA professor (instead of Slughorn) and not only being horrified when he realizes how terrified the students are that he’ll verbally abuse them when they mess up in Potions class but when he overhears how Snape treats students. Like can you IMAGINE the level of RAGE and CONTEMPT that Ramsay would harbor towards Snape? The asshat wouldn’t have made it to the end of HBP. Ramsay would’ve hexed his ass to kingdom come.

Rebloging ALL of this because Chef Ramsay is THE MAN!

-HC

Chef Ramsay would have become the kids’ favourite teacher and you can’t take that away from me.

Imagine him dealing with Umbridge

GR: WANDS AWAY??! How are they meant to pass exams without actually performing the charm they’re meant to do?? 

Umbitch: a theoretical knowledge will be sufficient to get them through their examinations…

GR: you fUCKING DONKEY!

Gordan Ramsay is a god and no one can tell me otherwise

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

BURN BAGEL BURN

OH WHY NOT?

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!