look me dead in the eyes and tell me mr obi-wan “do you think it’ll go in the nose or the ear” kenobi wouldn’t immediately touch something he absolutely shouldn’t for the sake of curiosity
(if anyone wants any more of this au, do tell. and if you have any ideas for it, i’m all ears)
This is canon now.
Intruducing Obi-wan’s half-form and gay panic Cody
fives: captain, fuck marry kill: skywalker, secura, kenobi
rex: first, kill skywalker because he annoys the shit out of me
rex: second, uh
cody in the corner, polishing his blaster, without looking up: i know you don't do it often, but i want you to think very hard about what you're going to say next
Anakin tells Cody about the amulet he Made for padme and Cody thinks it's fab so he makes one for obi wan, tells him it's for good luck and protection. Obi wan loves it and wears it all the time and shows it to everyone, like look at this fine piece of craftmanship, it's a symbol of devotion and friendship. It looks a bit like an engagement ring, says Mace, but everyone ignores him. Then one day obi gets kidnapped and thinks he's going to die and he's holding the amulet and prays to it, and our of nowhere Cody comes and Shanks some fuckers and saves the day. Obi wan is amazed, asks Cody how he managed to find him, he was undercover and sure he was a goner, and Cody looks him dead in the eye and tells him he used the tracker in the amulet. Obi wan is like what do You mean there's a tracker in My engagement ring. Cody is like sure what did You think it was.
Obi wan, flabberstagged: You said it was for good luck and protection!
Cody, blank faced: thats me, i'm good luck. You've been protected.
Anakin is awed and annoyed he did not think of that but when he asks padme She's like don't even think about it.
Then, gripping the handhold, Obi-Wan leaned out the open door as the gunship rose, eyes sparkling even across the growing distance, and with a warm smile he pressed his fingers to his lips, holding his hand out to Cody and blowing the kiss his way. “Wait for me,” he called. “Wait for me and I’ll come home to you! I swear I’ll come home!” From time is not alone by Redminibike1
I drew this lovely, adorable scene from @redminibike1's fic time is not alone. I just... couldn't not after reading it, it's so good, so thank you for a) writing it, and b) giving me permission to draw it! 🧡
I have this headcanon that the only reason why Yoda gave Anakin so much shit about his attachments was because he couldn't get through to any of the masters and needed someone to bitch around.
Obi-Wan going starry-eyed whenever Cody is mentioned. Plo tearfully talking about how his men called him 'dad' in the middle of battle. Aayla scrolling through honeymoon options on the holonet. Mace trying to argue why the clones need better armor and also holidays. Shaak Ti showing around the newest pictures the cadets drew for her.
Yoda: Forbidden, attachments are-
Obi-Wan: Attachments?
Plo: Surely, you must be joking.
Aayla: What even are attachments, anyway.
Mace: Master Yoda, to even imply such a thing ... honestly, I thought you were better than this.
Shaak Ti: Master, I am truly wounded by your distrust.
Yoda: ...
Yoda, shaking: Go bully the bitch boy, I must.
these were all drawn as silly lil gags that i’d never intended to see the light of day but the amazing whitchry9; @ijustreallylovedaredevil wrote them into their epilepsy verse in the fic Ner Be’vod Tayl and i’m absolutely cackling
thank you so much for helping me bring life to my absolute wreck of an anomaly, head engineer on the hyperdrive engine, medtrack drop-out, and younger brother to the ever-suffering stim, kolto
Silly au idea
During Melida/Daan Obi-wan learned how to use the force to disassemble the blasters in people hands in almost an instant.
This becomes his MO as he grows. He gets into much less firefights because no one has a blaster anymore. They're all in pieces on the ground.
During Naboo and the Theed fight with Maul he tries the same trick on Mauls saber while behind the shields. Before Maul can kill Qui-gon Mauls saber just... Falls apart. He still injures Qui-gon and Obi-wan still fights him and "kills" him.
Fast forward to the Clone wars, during Geonosis less jedi die because he starts just dismantling droid blasters. Obi-wan becomes a General. His first battle with the 212th and he gets on the field. He manages to dismantle whole squads blasters.
He meet Grievous. He dismantles the sabers in his hands and steals back the Kyber.
Idk how this saves the galaxy but its just something funny (at least to me) to imagin Obi-wan just running around dismantling everyones weapons in their hands.
I think it would be very funny if he never tells anyone he can do this and most people assume it isn't something the force can do. They just know that around Obi-wan weapons tend to fall apart like he has some kind of dismantling aura. Clones whispering behind his back like "Are you sure we should be this close? I heard blasters tend to fall to pieces around him"
"That only happens to the enemy, we're safe from his curse or aura or whatever it is."
"Yeah its only happened to the enemy so far, what if it starts happening to us now?"
"Just shut up and shoot the droids"
Magnificent! You've given me an idea on how this could save the galaxy.
His troops do eventually learn the truth but they absolutely refuse to tell anyone else.
They start convincing people that Obi-wan has some ancient deity following him around protecting him cause he's the Chosen One™ (Anakin was being annoying about being the Chosen One one day and this is payback from the 212th)
They swear they've seen this deity hovering over his shoulder.
A shiney claims to have seen it stop a wall of blaster bolts inches from the shineys squad. (That was Obi-wan and he gave himself force exhaustion for three days doing it)
One of the Ghost company members finds Obi-wans notes about the Daughter after Mortis (Obi-wan thinks it was just a dream/vision metaphor he had) and is like "Oh. That would work." And shares her description around claiming thats what Obi-wans deity looks like.
This all gets back to Palpatine. He's read ancient texts about the Son and Daughter. So he recognizes the descriptions. And because Anakin doesn't remember Mortis Palpatine doesn't know that there was an actual Mortis adventure. So he starts to also believe that maybe Obi-wan is the Chosen One™. To him it would explain why Obi-wan has survived literally everything the Sith has thrown at him so far. What if Obi-wan is more powerful than anyone knows and has just been hiding it?
So Palpatine switches tracks and starts trying to manipulate Obi-wan into becoming his apprentice. This puts a wedge in his relationship with Anakin. Because Palpatine is now neglecting Anakin for Obi-wan. So now Anakin is going to Obi-wan like "Master, you shouldn't trust Palpatine. There's something off about the situation." In an attempt to keep Obi-wan from trusting Palpatine more than Anakin. Obi-wan is like "It's fine. He's just a politician who thinks he can get better press by shmoozing up to Both poster boys of the war."
Meanwhile Obi-wan knows for a fact that theres something fucked up about Palpatine but he isn't going to pass up the opportunity to gain the mans trust.
Then the whole "Have You Heard The Tragedy of Darth Plegious The Wise" happens. Palpatine is kinda having to wing his plan to turn Obi-wan and has been trying to play on Obi-wans attachment to Anakin and the clones. So he spins it as a way to keep Anakin and the clones from dying.
And Obi-wan who has been studying Sith since Maul first showed up is like "*internally* Who the FUCK is Plegious?" Externally Obi-wan responds with "Oh. I see. I need time to think about this. How could the Council hide this from me. One of their own members."
Anakin comes back from Utapau to find the Chancellor dead and Obi-wan claps him in the shoulder like "You were right. Palpatine was a bad man."
As you all probably know, Impera is nominated for Favorite Rock Album at this year’s American Music Awards. Ghost is almost sure to win and Tobias just happens to be in LA for the occassion, so if you want to catch him on the small screen, here are a some ways to do it.
The show will air live on ABC at 8pm ET tomorrow, Nov. 20. You can use this timezone converter to see what time that will be for you.
If you’re in the US, you may be able to watch it on TV. If not, then try Hulu, fuboTV or Vidgo - they all stream ABC and offer free trials, if you’re not already subscribed.
If you’re outside of the US, the following streams should work regardless of where you are in the world. They’re free so it may happen that the one you use stops working (also there may be lots of annoying ads) - better have another one ready in a different tab just in case:
I think the Jedi council should have at least considered sending obi-wan over to Dooku to be like “yes hello I am here for sith training” just to see what would happen
Like, we know from the rako hardeen arc that he’s a good enough actor to pull this off. Combined with Dooku’s clear affection(?) for him, I think the council would have most of the separatists’ top military secrets in a month, max
I mean, even if Obi-Wan got caught transmitting information
Dooku:…what are you doing
Obi-Wan, panicking slightly: I’m a double agent. Passing them bad intel.
Dooku: I didn’t ask you to do that
Obi-Wan: …i’m taking initiative????
Dooku:
Dooku: We’ll it’s about time SOMEONE around here did
Palpatine: There have been far too many “coincidences” with the Jedi lately. The information your new apprentice is transmitting is accurate, I’m sure of it.
Dooku: My boy would never do such a thing
Palpatine: Your b— you know, the whole “no attachments” is a Jedi thing but I think we need to have a talk
He really does it all huh?
Another quick study
if you just recently got into ghost, you are a real and valid ghost fan.
if you discovered them through hearing moac on tiktok or seeing ghost related content on your fyp, you are a real and valid ghost fan.
if you enjoy their music but don’t know all the lore, you are a real and valid ghost fan.
if you’re super into the lore but haven’t heard all of their songs, you are a real and valid ghost fan.
if you still don’t know all of the ghouls names and/or can’t tell them apart, you are a real and valid ghost fan.
if your favorite song is one of the more popular ones, you are a real and valid ghost fan.
if you’ve never been to a ritual, you are a real and valid ghost fan.
if you don’t own any merch, you are a real and valid ghost fan.
if you don’t read fanfiction or simp for any of the characters, you are a real and valid ghost fan.
if you care more about headcanons and fan theories than canon lore, you are a real and valid ghost fan.
if you don’t care about headcanons and fan theories, or disagree with any of the popular ones, you are a real and valid ghost fan.
as long as you’re respectful to both the band members themselves and others in the fandom, you are a real and valid ghost fan.
it doesn’t matter how or when you got into ghost or what parts of the fandom you do and don’t want to interact with. if you like ghost, if you enjoy their music, the lore, the characters etc, you are a ghost fan. period.
From Rock Hard DE 4/2022:
Some people told me that they used the time [during the pandemic] to learn new skills. Apart from singing, you play guitar, bass, drums and a little piano. Have you been able to develop in this area?
Tobias: (laughs) No, but I was able to develop my skills in The Last Of Us.
So you're a gamer?
Yes, I love playing video games. My wife and I often sit together in front of the console. The Last Of Us doesn't have a multiplayer mode, but we do it together anyway. If there is a lot of action, I take over the controller, otherwise we talk every step through together. I'm very skittish and get upset easily, so it's better for me not to play alone. Besides gaming, we watched a lot of series during the pandemic. There was a lot of catching up to do with series we hadn't seen before because I was away so much, for example Game Of Thrones.
absolutely fell in love with creating this comm, I wanted to go in a slightly different direction with how i usually draw terzo, particularly in this one, my lovely commissioner wanted terzo in tears so I absolutely had to do something with his head of course.
this is a finished piece commissioned by @/theverysmallcat on twitter, such a joy to do and thank you for your support! ♥️
edit: to that one person who asked for a print, it's up on red bubble now! 🫶
