Tommy: Wiiiiill, I need 500 bucks
Wilbur: what for?
Tommy: an escape room :)
Wilbur: which escape room costs 500 bucks?
Tommy: jail
Sapnap: Look me in the eyes and tell me you don't have feelings for George.
Dream: *looking lovingly at George across the room* I don't have feelings for George
Sapnap: Dream, you are nowhere near my eyes.
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*crawls out of my months long hiatus*
Victorious AU with the chuckle sandwich. Ted as Tori. Charlie as Cat. And Schlatt as Jade.
*crawls back into cave*
omg. wilbur.
*crawls out of my months long hiatus*
Victorious AU with the chuckle sandwich. Ted as Tori. Charlie as Cat. And Schlatt as Jade.
*crawls back into cave*
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@incorrect-dream-smp my beloved
thank you for this
Sapnap: *seeing Dream and George fighting in the distance during manhunt*
Sapnap: They're really cute.
Sapnap: I would put them in a boat.
Bad:
Ant:
Sam:
Bad: You mean you ship them?
Sapnap: I do, but I meant that I would literally put them in a boat and send them away so I wouldn't have to see them making out every five fucking minutes.
Dream: Well, that went badly. Murder wasn't on today's agenda!
George: Murder was never on anybody's agenda!
Dream: It's on mine, just not until Thursday.
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Thanks for the inspo @incorrect-dream-smp
Phil: Wilson, am I a bad father?
Wilbur: My name is Wilbur. And you literally stabbed me, what do you think?
Phil, crying: You wanted me to, Watson!
Dream, faced with imprisonment: guess I can’t gaslight gatekeep girlboss my way outta this one, boys
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@incorrect-dream-smp THAN K YOU
Wilbur on the first day back on the smp: Okay guys, meet my new friend, Ranboo. He gave me two dollars this morning for some reason, so I bought a jelly pouch with it.
Tommy, whispering: Why did you give him two dollars?
Ranboo, whispering back: I thought he was homeless
Tommy: CAN I GET A HELL YEAH?!
Techno: I don’t know, can you?
Tommy: May I get a hell yeah?
Wilbur: You should’ve gotten a hell yeah during lunch
Tommy: But I didn’t NEED a hell yeah during lunch!!
Nikki: You don't have to do this!
Charlie: Yeah
Charlie: I think
Charlie: On that point
Charlie: We just gonna have to algae to disalgae
Nikki: ...
Nikki: I cannot...
Nikki: BELIEVE
Nikki: You are doing the fish pun thing while you're fighting with me
Charlie: Sorry Nikki
Charlie: tis the way of my peeps
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thanks for curing my artblock @incorrect-dream-smp
Ponk: The names Practice
Ponk: Mal Practice
Foolish: Nice to meet you Doctor Practice, could you tell me what’s wrong with my son :)
Ponk: He needs surgery on all of his bones
Foolish: Very well, here is my credit card :)
Ponk: I accept no payment I do this because I love it
Ranboo, making conversation: Are you a morning person or a night person?
Tommy, who hasn’t slept since he died: Buddy, I’m barely even a person