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The Queen Of Fandoms

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Norway she/her ( in a polyamorus relationship) asexual demiromantic. In a relationship. Loves and is in most fandoms. Newest fandom is Hamilton, Heathers, Dear Evan Hansen and Black Sails Im 22
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"I'm telling you Geralt, my songs are definitely working."

"A few contracts not skimping on payment isn't proof Jaskier. It's coincidence." Geralt replied as he stuffed his newly purchased supplies into Roach's saddlebag. After two years, he didn't need to look to know the bard was probably doing his uncanny impression of a landed trout. His default expression when he thought himself gravely offended.

"Oh hoho. So it's proof you want? Fine, I'll get you proof you old cynic - wait, I'm here calling you old, how old are you? I know Witchers age differently but it's all so contradictory. I remember one text claiming you aged backwards. Backwards!"

Geralt was blessedly distracted from Jaskier's tangent by a small tug on his cloak causing him to look behind him and then down.

A small, tear stained face with huge, liquid brown eyes looked up at him. The hand that wasn't clutching Geralt's cloak fisted in the skirt of a green dress as she shuffled her small, booted feet. Witcher and child stared at one another and even Jaskier had fallen silent.

"Are you the White Wolf?" She asked in a small voice.

Geralt could only nod in response, keeping an eye and both ears out for angry adults about to accuse him of kidnapping.

"I can't find my Papa." She sniffled, voice trembling and eyes welling up.

He felt himself slip into Witcher mode, trying to think what could be snatching people from a crowded town in the middle of the day, "What do you mean you can't find him, has he gone missing or-"

"Sweetheart, do you mean you got separated from your Papa in the market?" Jaskier gently interjected before Geralt could start fully interrogating her. The girl gave a small nod, turning her attention to the bard now kneeling in the dirt next to her.

Geralt felt his face heat up. Right. Just a lost child. That was also a possible (and the most logical) explanation.

"It's ok, we'll help you find him. Won't we Geralt?" Jaskier's tone of voice leaving no room for argument.

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Lambert: What if people had food names and food had people names? Aiden: Hey, spaghetti, we're having Lambert for dinner. Geralt: What is wrong with you two? Lambert: Shut up, white chocolate.

Sorry this is what immediately came to mind

Geralt moonlighting as a rapper going by the name "White Chocolate"

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0dde11eth

I'm trying to decide which of these is jaskiers reaction

😁😁😁 yes! He goes through stages

Jaskier the next day when Geralt comes down for breakfast:

LOL, White Chocolate in the HOUUUSSE!

He also buys a brick of white chocolate, names it Geralt, and licks it off OG Geralt's abs.

WHILE RAPPING

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calware

there's a 99% chance this person is alluding to a gender crisis and that they might be trans but i think it's funnier to interpret it as "oh god. this can't be happening. i... i think i like homestuck"

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My animation of a flour sack. Words can’t express how proud I am of these 11 seconds.

I’m so delighted people are enjoying this so much. It was one of my very first animations in freshmen year, after bouncing balls. I was so excited that I just poured time and love into this little guy, and I’m so happy a lot of people like the tiny story I told.

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violacee

Tav: I will now torture you

Astarion: Kinky

Tav: I think you are kind and beautiful

Astarion: Wait...

Tav: You deserve to be cared for

Astarion: No.

Tav: Your feelings and needs are valid and deserve to be heard.

Astarion: I need a safeword!

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Anonymous asked:

I love the Accidental Warlord series. For funnies, one of the Cranes out does the moose and comes back with a chocobo. Giant canary chicken of Death! Also very fast, great stamina, and can glide. Death From Above!

A Crane would probably be overjoyed to have a giant canary chicken of DOOM.

Everyone else thinks he should take that far away before Ciri gets any Ideas.

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i feel like you’ve definitely answered this before, but tumblr search is garbage, so i figured i’d ask anyway. i was in the mood to make myself cry today so i’m rereading the debt is terrible, as is good and proper, and i’m curious about what happens with those 3 trainers (one of whom i’m assuming is varin, the little prick) who didn’t join the ayes to change the training regimen. did they come around? was there a fight? did they get foisted out on the path to seethe without bothering anyone? do any of them ever eat crow years later when the new training is proven successful? i love seeing people be wrong and get bonked for it, it’s my favorite lmao

i hope spring is treating you well! <33

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You know, I'm not entirely sure. They definitely got foisted out onto the Path, and they will not be among the "nursemaid" troops until they've gotten their heads on straight.

Beyond that...it depends on whether they're vicious bastards because they genuinely believe it's for the trainees' own good, in which case they may well eat crow in the future, or whether they're just vicious, in which case they probably spend a lot of time out on the Path. And their brothers may well not be as friendly as might be desired, as time goes by and the Schools start to realize that the old cruel ways weren't necessary.

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Anonymous asked:

Reading the AWAU again from the beginning, as one does, and I just got to the bit in Twirl Three Notes And Make A Star where Eskel says he doesn’t want Ciri near the trials because they don’t know what they might do to a girl. I snorted chocolate milk out of my nose thinking about Cedric and Axel making that face from the Awkward Monkey meme and thinking something like “Hm. Probably best if I pretend I never heard that and don’t ever mention it to my sisters, for Eskel’s sake…”

Heh. To be fair, even the Cats only had one batch of girl-Trials. So "what will this do" is still something of an open question.

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Anonymous asked:

Hello Inexplicifics! I’ve been a really big fan of the Accidental Warlord series for a couple of years now. If the map of fans can still be updated, could you please add Honolulu, Hawaii? :D

Aloha! You're on the map!

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Anonymous asked:

Just a thought for the Progress, all the civilians want to salute their King and his Consorts with their many, many (and of differing degrees of quality) renditions of the Wolf Rising cycle. Think children's choirs, grandpa on the hurdy gurdy, some noble lady's very 'accomplished' daughters on the high harp and bag pipes.

Ooooh oh nooooo.

You're absolutely right and Jaskier is going to be in agony. Very proud his work has been so widely acclaimed, and having so much trouble not twitching at the missed notes.

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Anonymous asked:

I loved the gift exchange and all the subtle political gestures in Star, but I really started to giggle at the thought of well meaning but clueless country noble sending gifts like pure bred Pomeranians or slightly obsence orchids they personal cultivated named for the Wolflord or those naked pictures you can pose for and put up in Wine and Blood. (One of the Vipers gets the Pomeranians because it would be hilarious).

The slightly obscene orchids would probably go over really well, actually.

The Pomeranians would get some Dubious Looks and then the Vipers or the Bears would fall in love.

The naked pictures...depends on who they were of. If it's Geralt, whoops, he's gone up mountain again...

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The ask about what bird Aidan would be, we'll, just like flowers, birds have symbolism and I think Sasha would know that. He tells Aidan he would be a Grackle, and when Aidan asks why, Sasha just shakes his head and won't answer. So next time Aidan goes on patrol, he tracks down a bird symbolism book and when he gets back, swoops Sasha in his arms and says, "you are my pure joy too".

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...Okay this one wins. Yes. Sasha is exactly that sort of romantic. And grackles are pretty and apparently gregarious and talkative, so they fit Aiden quite well, really!

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Anonymous asked:

Happy 4th anniversary to the AWAU! Thank you for all the joy you’ve brought us ❤️

4...4th - wait, no, that can't be right -

Scuse me, I'm going to just go lie down on the fainting couch for a while. Regular service will resume when your inex has recovered from realizing that it's been four years since I started writing what I was so very sure was a standalone fic...

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My dearest and most talented Inex! I have a question triggered by your latest masterpiece. Apologies if you have answered this before but what are the meals in AWAU? You made a mention from Jaskier in Flung to Catch a Star when they were at a meal that he doesn't usually sing after dinner but i remember many instances of singing and dancing after the evening meal which for me is dinner. Or possibly all the dancing has been after the midday meal (lunch?) and I have gotten truly muddled? Much loves, Bee

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In AWAU I do breakfast in the morning, dinner at midday, and supper in the evening.

This was a decision I have maybe come to regret given the confusion it causes.

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