moonlight sonata & i

can we PLEASE stop saying “rdr is a game for girls because you ride horsies, play dress up and pick flowers🥺🥺🎀” like that’s very fun but women enjoy first degree manslaughter too

Sorry I haven’t been active have this

get to know me meme (current celebrity crushes): joe trohman (2/5)

There is no John out there. No happy husband with a normal life. There's only John Wick, the killer. And he's going to kill you. John Wick (2014-2023)

Patrick Stump @ The Boys of Zummer Tour

Say what you will about fall out boy but they know how to make you want to wriggle around your room stupid style (the answer is bass line rhythm guitar and drums) (listening to hold me like a grudge)

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the fact is that the john wick movies are at least a little camp and you simply cannot take them fully seriously if you want to get the most out of them. yes the dialogue can be ridiculously broody and dramatic. the plot is just a convoluted means to wrangle fight scene after fight scene into place. this entire setting is fucking absurd. and it's great!! who cares!!! you don't watch john wick for award-winning scriptwriting, you watch the films to see keanu reeves kill people for 2+ hours in a visual feast of stunt choreography and lighting. also there's genuinely hilarious dark comedy moments, and they Make some scenes at times. try to take john wick as a wholly gritty dark straight-faced action franchise and you will end up disappointed and also have no fun. if you ever find yourself doing so, please check yourself and remember that the catalyst for all these movies is john getting revenge for people shooting his dog. and the correct reaction to this is that he's entirely right. thank you and have a good night

Please reblog and add your nationality in the tags along with what you answered! I'm very curious about this; and it's not to shame anybody, so don't be rude!

If you don't do the reblog part it's not very good as a study 😭

Yeah, you know your boyfriend? I accidentally matched him in candy crush and he fucking exploded. Like he fucking gone. I dont think you can get him back. *juicy in candy crush voice*. Yeah, sorry.

sorry, your boyfriend's in the man from mars. he tried to run but they had a gun and shot him dead and ate his head. yeah, he goes out at night eating cars, then he ate some bars, well, now he only eats guitars.

hey so your boyfriend put on these giant wax wings and he- yeah he flew too close to the sun. mmhm he drowned in the icarian sea. i’m so sorry.