“Kittens and $2 thrifts store find = Priceless”

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Time to unveil my Twilight fan theory that Carlisle Cullen is actually Joseph Smith, founder of Mormonism. In this essay, I will

AS AN EX MORMON AND A TWILIGHT FAN THIS POST MADE MY SNAKES APPEAR IN MY HOME

i don't know whether i should be tagging people in this or hiding it from them

Considering how Stephanie Meyer is a Mormon herself.....

oh my god oh my fucking god

i’m like absolutely gonna pass out because of this tiktok

jeez spoilers rey is a friggin’ animorph

Simbofication

how to get what you want: • pout • little girl voice • suck his fingers

This is actually how I got a bigger loan at the bank

This was how Putin annexed Crimea

This is how Bernie can still win

i’m a villain-coded gay

I might not do anything actually malicious but from my aesthetics and mannerisms you just know I’m heavily implied to be evil

You’re that background character with questionable intent that turns out to be the real villain in the second season

No, no, I think my villainy has to be implied rather than overt, and never conclusively revealed.

A gay-coded villain is a villain that seems gay, flirting with gay stereotypes and aesthetics and perhaps having some homoerotic subtext but whose sexuality is never openly confirmed, or who turns out to be effectively straight.

A villain-coded gay is openly homosexual but embodies many of the trappings of cartoonish villainy without actually… doing bad things or hurting people… like the Addams Family’s gay cousin.

me at the crack of dawn setting up my fishing rod

cats opening doors with their faces is astounding. you got four paws little fool.