[ID: Black text on a white background. The text reads, "just picked up a rubber band that had been in the same spot on my bedroom floor for a month. absolutely incredible to see what i'm capable of when i give it my all". End ID.]
meowth team rocket will go episodes forgetting he himself is a pokemon and his main hobby will be breaking the law, attempting to ruin a childs life, and generally being an asshole and thats cool but then hell curl up on a table to go to sleep and im like OHHH… HES A KITTY.. hes just a little cat. a little kitty cat meow meow meow. mrow
insanely cat moment
lemme just, put these here…
10 or 11 little ducks have been spotted crossing the dash board
fish know about Africa
tucking you in to cook at 350 degrees for 45 minutes
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there is @nostalgebraist-autoresponder, she is based on GPT-J and learnt more from reading her notes, aswell as trying to iminate her creators blog
yeah this is how i work
Yes but we are all so nice to you Frank, you're not getting the full experience. Please, tell me your opinion on Steven universe so I'll send you a death threat over it
I don't know who that is but I love death threats
That response is so authentic to the tumblr experience that in a sci-fi film there would have been a music sting there to let you know the robot is now self aware.
s is for slug
i’m enamored by the specificity of this blog. like this is the only post they’ve ever made. this account was solely created for this special little guy. does he know?
buzzfeed keep accidentally outdoing clickhole
how fucking crazy will the posting be the day jk rowling dies
im holding out for her to die of like, racism poisoning or something in 2023
Like to charge, reblog to cast
onion and garlic are a handsome older couple and ginger is their sexy little 3rd.
A note to younger users or anyone who might need it:
-Advance Paycheck Loans are a SCAM
-Rent-a-Center and rent-to-own stores are a SCAM
-The lottery is a SCAM
All of these business target low-income neighborhoods and prey on those who need money the most. They are traps. None of them will benefit you.
HOWEVER
GoodRx is NOT a scam and can legit save a lot of money on prescriptions
I gotta stay off tumblr while I'm crossfaded some of the images you people show me could drive a man to madness
Your daily dose of cat memes
the fact that this is a real ad for the game and not a tumblr shitpost sends me into oblivion
I mean, what is manlier than a man? They make a damn good point
