How to be Popular (According to Musical Theater)

Dear Evan Hansen: Be yourself! (Or take advantage of a grieving family and profit off the death of their loved one)

Be More Chill: follow strict rules for social etiquette and procedures.

Mean Girls: Join the popular kids and lord over the school (or defeat them in psychological combat). On second thought, you might not want to be popular

West Side Story: be a bad boy

Heathers: Slay!!! (In regards to both your style and your competition)

Kristen Stewart & Katy O'Brian in 'LOVE LIES BLEEDING' (2024)

eveeyones got it wrong your mid 20s arent for going to the club or partying or picking up new crafts. your 20s are for discovering how much more autistic you are than you thought you were in high school

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A new version of Phineas and Ferb is being released. It is on a streaming service, and will be rated MA. Everyone wonders what this mature version of their beloved kids show will be. The first season is released, and you start watching it. It is just the same as the first season of the old show. Is this some elaborate joke? Finally at the end of the first episode, it happens. Dr. Doofenshmirtz is defeated, as he usually is. This time, however, as Perry is making his exit, you here Doofenshmirtz yell, "Fuck you Perry the Platypus." This is the only thing that has changed in the show.

I assumed that Ferb would finally be allowed to kill

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at QLL we’re so excited to get you queer books, for free through libby

"we need less sanitized queer stories" yall keep saying fucking she-ra romanticizes abuse. you couldnt possibly handle less sanitized queer stories

"we need less sanitized queer stories" youre the one saying the locked tomb series is bad because you dont like the prose. based off of a quote from goodreads of all places. that was dialogue, not even the actual prose.

people keep reblogging only the first half of the post when the addition was the original post. ok

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"she-ra fumbled its message" no! crucially, it didnt! it had the same message as the original she-ra show, which is "this lady is a superhero and is going to do superhero things like save the planet" and she did do that!

"oh but catra never apologized for what she did and they just let her join the good guys" thats a perfectly normal thing in childrens media, and the only reason yallre calling it out is because its queer and you want the perfect unproblematic queer media to exist. except that even if it did you would all find ways to nitpick it, which is the whole point of this post!

Also, notably, she did apologize. They just think it wasn't good enough.

They absolutely could not handle more nuanced media.

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It has been amazing to see how aids has been controlled, definitely a win for humanity

Please remember testimonials like this the next time you donate to or volunteer for medical research charities/causes.

Even if you don’t save lives TODAY, it will have a huge impact on the lives of people in several decades. Or even a few short years from now.

Thank anyone in the medical research field whom you meet! They save lives just as much as physicians do, if not more.

yknow some people will say "if the news makes you miserable you gotta stop looking at the news" which sounds very well and good but when the news in question is mostly describing legislation being passed in the place i live then not looking at the news doesnt actually help

don't think i'm gonna less screen time myself out of institutional transphobia or more restrictive immigration policies amiguitas

every once in a while im like "lmfao isnt england embarrassed to have a queen" but like the lawyer wig situation is honestly above and beyond that weirdness like what is that. do they make you guy your own wig. is it like harry potter where it chooses you. is it custom. do you go to a judge wig store. how come some wigs dont fit and look like shit

Wait judges wearing wigs isn’t a universal thing? (The monarchy is a shit show we know that). But your judges don’t wear wigs? How do you know they’re the judge then?

i love this question. you guys are alright sometimes. in america the judge wears robes and everyone else dresses like its sunday service

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I know basically nothing about tarot cards but I absolutely need to make this a reality

This is what kitty cats are saying when they sniff each other

musical theatre challenge: 2/4 onstage pairs| orpheus & eurydice (hadestown) 

a fun thing about winter is how you can get sunday scaries everyday after five pm

it’s not fucking tinnitus idiot that’s my guardian angel speaking to me

“what’s xe saying” eeeeeeeeee

I'd be unstoppable if I didn't have to worry about time or money or having a body

He just quit.