am i a lady, or am i a rat

then you never really knew me at all

boys are extremely confusing and unpredictable

WRONG

PREDICTABLE

We may be cut from the same cloth but I was cut with these

me when they call my name at mcdonals (i am approaching the counter)

here you go sir

thank you

april fools day is actually the most sensible day of the year because it's the only day on which people will read something on the internet and stop for a second to consider whether or not it's actually true

10 or 11 little ducks have been spotted crossing the dash board

Lovebirds

Redraw cause the scene was...disappointing...in the anime

gator attack mid post. tragic. many such deaths every year

barista can you dip your balls in my cofdee

i've defeated mental illness (took a shower and made my bed)

i've defeated anxiety (lit a small candle)

i've defeated stress (cranked one out)

better luck next time

Can a full grown man aged 43 be a "discord kitten"