Jack Rabbit

Indian muntjac (Muntiacus muntjak)

is this the one with the holes in its face

this is the one with the holes in its face isn't it

yeah! the specific zoological term for those holes is "nostrils" and "mouth"

"Some cocks can't be un-sucked. But what if I told you..." [I place a large ancient book covered in runes on the desk between us] "...some could?"

Single tumblr dev says "yeah this is great we totally unbanned porn have fun", followed by "okay actually I don't know what the update actually entails that's just what the vibes I got were lol"

Frankly as a metaphor for the management of this site it's a little on the nose.

Okay can anyone confirm this, because I've been dumbfounded by how many people think this means the porn ban is over (it's not over, that's not what the staff post said at all, where are you all getting this impression, is it divine insight)

and having a specific post to point to would make it make SO much more sense

As far as I can figure out this is what this post is talking about, and...damn that backtracking, good luck with that one bud

job for a man with no skills and is scared of everything

Any community is a walkable community if you don't mind getting fucking smashed to the consistency of grits by Brad in his Ford Garghonkulous 9000

New eeveelution. luncheon

*whipes sweat off fore head* heh. Tough crowd. Is this thing on. Hello

Any community is a walkable community if you don't mind getting fucking smashed to the consistency of grits by Brad in his Ford Garghonkulous 9000

STOP the fucking song and back it up to the start we didn't think about the right thing at the right time our head music video is all messed up what the fuck guys come on

criminalize all marriage and divorce nobody in nobody out

girlboss? no. boyloser. guyfailure. dudenobody

when tumblr is like "this post went to heaven" brother that is not where these posts go when they die

I told my mom not to feed her dog too much cheese and she got offended like "I'm not an idiot, of course I wouldn't" but like I can literally hear her in the living room singing "You like cheese... cheese for baby"

TIL if you polish an ancient sword that’s been used in battle, even a 2000 year old sword, it literally bleeds out the blood of the people it’s been used on, which “smells like a steak cooking”.

via reddit.com

cool and definitely not cursed!

This article is pretty neat: 

https://www.collectorsweekly.com/articles/my-afternoon-with-the-ace-of-swords/

Today in “things that are fucking scary magical and also need to be in stories more because omfg”…

the human body is an engineering marvel. I sneeze in bright light. if I dont get enough sunlight on my skin I get tired and sad and have to drink a lot of milk to fix it. standing too much hurts, but sitting too much also hurts. if I get a virus, my body will increase its temperature in an attempt to cook it, which also cooks my brain cells. toenails exist. I have to turn the radio down to see better when I drive. there are 17 genes dictating what my hair texture is, but it completely changes when the air is too humid. yawning is contagious. there are more species of bacteria living in my body than there are species of birds in the entire world. every few months I grievously injure my neck by "sleeping on it weird." it took seven million years of human evolution to form me, and now I'm afraid of phone calls.

But at least we aren't horses

No, we just made friends with the horses so we could combine our separate idiocies into one, larger idiocy.

just like a cokey cola……

when they're remodeling houses on those HGTV shows and they rip out the most amazing seafoam green or baby blue or blush pink 70s tile....why do you hate style and fun

this. we NEED this. now more than ever