Knight of Cups - Grey Warden

Itd be funny as fuck if the world operated like how people with social anxiety think it does. Like what if you got on a bus and everyone was like wow look at that piece of shit loser. Get off the bus you ugly bastard

It’s how Disney Channel Original Movies work

What should we do with people who rely on government handouts, but refuse to work?

Kick them out of congress.

jeff takes a stand

Kill em, Jeff

Raven makes mistakes sometimes.

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When I find myself in times of trouble, Space Mom Carrie comes to me

Speaking words of wisdom

Fuck ‘em.

The void is beautiful and I love him

To pet this cat, you have to certify that you are not Anish Kapoor or petting it on his behalf.

Good sentence.

flamboyant protection, peculiar distinction, uncharacteristic discretion

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the birds of prey teaser starting off in theaters pretending to be the opening to “it: chapter 2″ right after the joker trailer with harley quinn interrupting still amazes me sometimes

Lesson 1: don’t talk to the children during nap time. 

Filmer: “Go to sleep.” Kitten: “No” Filmer: “Go to sleep!” Kitten: “No!” Filmer: “GO TO SLEEP.” Kitten: “NO!”

Oh my god

@queenofthieves

i think the crux of human misery stems from the fact that our skeleton just wants to sit around and accumulate dust in an ancient barrow (that is the innate imperative of all skeletal remains in-case you didn’t know) but our meat has its own agenda which creates this fundamental conflict of interests

what is it that makes swords seem so unattainable? you can get one for like $20 on amazon. sure some of them are upwards of 300+ bucks but thats for the real artisan shit. if you just want a blade you can grind and swing around thats so cheap. replica swords arent hard to make. swords ARE a reality you can achieve. but they seem so lofty. like something beyond what any of us could ever dream of owning. and yet we can

$20 swords usually have a tang welded on, which creates a weak point that will give out on you if you give it any serious use. These are intended to hang on your wall and look shiny, which is valid if that’s what you’re going for but a devastating surprise if it catches you off-guard (no pun intended)

Conversely, $20 machetes are made knowing they’re gonna be swung tf around, and really when you get down to it, how is a machete inferior to a sword?

less fancy but infinitely easier to hide in your car. *nod*

The only celebrity drama I want to know about is the latest way Stuart Semple has roasted Anish Kapoor. Everything else is dumb and none of my business, but the second that pretentious asshole bought Vantablack and said no one else could use it, it became everyone’s business. Stuart Semple has my love and support.

Will always loved Christmas, you know. So I thought if I… I put the lights up… I don’t know, he… I’d feel like he was home somehow. It’s silly, I know.

small boob privilege is so real like…. bralettes… underboob tattoos… going braless?? not looking hyper sexual at all times ???? running comfortably? i could go on