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Anna | 24 | France 🇫🇷 | Used to be a Kpop stan, now I don't know
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kneelingshadowsalome
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imsayak
People aren't homes, they never will be. People are rivers, always changing, forever flowing. They will disappear with everything you put inside them.

~ Nikita Gill

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kneelingshadowsalome
Anonymous asked:

What about princess reader who falls for Konig? He's a retired royal soldier (Bit of an age gap but I was thinking more like he was so good he was able to retire early) that she saw every once and a while and she does the typical "disguise myself as a commoner so i can sneak into town" routine and he pretends he doesn't know but he used to serve her family so ofc he fucking recognizes her

He tries to be gentle with her but honestly she should just be happy he isn't ratting her out to her family 🙄🙄🙄 (not that she minds)

CW: 18+ MDNI. Medieval AU, forbidden love, mutual pining, virgin!princess!reader x veteran!knight!König. Undefined age gap (reader is of legal age which means she’s "old" for an unmarried woman of this period). Reader is kinda coercive, König is implied to be a virgin too. Bittersweet romance vibes, brooding guy/gentle girl trope, ambiguous ending.
Word count: 6.4 k

You never thought you’d have the guts to slap a knight. 

Violence is unladylike, and even if you’re a princess, it doesn’t mean you should force your status down someone’s throat like that. Far less his, the man you were taught to respect and listen to because he’s a man, and older than you. 

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darklydeliciousdesires
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hazeldomain

Poll: if your mom remarries when you’re 26 years old is that guy still your stepdad or is he just your mom’s husband.

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hazeldomain

The poll winner seems to be “depends on whether you like him” which is super valid.

Mine watches fox news so “mom’s husband” it is!

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brainsforbabyjesus

My family has a great way of distinguishing between a new spouse you like and new spouse you disdain!

Your mom/aunt/grandma/etc remarries and they are actually a cool person, you use their first name. So if you were to introduce them they would be: Aunt Jane and Bob.

If your mom/aunt/grandma/etc remarries and they are a fuckwad you introduce them as: this is Aunt Jane and her second husband. The implication being that they are very replaceable and that we’re all just waiting for her to wise up to the situation and serve you divorce papers, she did it once, she can do it again.

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hazeldomain

MAGNIFICENT

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readysetyeet

Alright, but what if my mom on her third marriage found a decent man, but my mother herself is shitty

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devilboyblues

"my stepdad's wife"

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formerly-evil

@sapphic-sargent your tags omg

You are doing God’s work

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groguspicklejar
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sailermoon

“I’ll just rest my eyes” is the biggest lie you’re going straight to snorkmimimi land

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whenthegoldrays

“I’m going to sleep” is the biggest lie I’m going to stare at my ceiling for the next three hours

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maybege

TRAGIC BACKSTORY EXPLAINS BEHAVIOR BUT DOES NOT EXCUSE IT

TRAGIC BACKSTORY EXPLAINS BEHAVIOR BUT DOES NOT EXCUSE IT

TRAGIC BACKSTORY EXPLAINS BEHAVIOR BUT DOES NOT EXCUSE IT

WHY IS THIS SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND

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clandestineloki

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

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I am risking nothing

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I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

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steampoweredplayer

Koop

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twirliest

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

1.4 almost ps not risking it

Fuck this post

I am sorry…

sorry

sorry,not sorry

I love my momza  im not taking any chances

sorry

Why does this keep appearing on my damn dashboard!!!

I ignored it and then I felt very, very guilty about it…

i ignored it and then i felt very very guilty about it…

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

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deanwinbean

That’s the kind of crap I hate Tumblr for. It’s not sarcasm. Whoever started this thread should be - I can’t even come up with a perfect punishment without reblogging it first. I just hope that you suffer a lot. That’s all.

It’s evil because you cannot not reblog out of a messed up paranoia

Okay fuck you whoever did this

Seriously?! Fuck!!

Honestly who even makes these anymore

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rosythreehearts

NO MY MOMMY NO BITCHES

NOT MY MOTHER

MOM PLEAS DON’T BE DED

momm y no

im desi and my mom is sometimes mean but I LOVE YOU MUMMA

also who the hell makes these

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starryeddie

not risking it cuz i love her way too much

also, youre (the person who made it) an awful person. badbye

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shawty-writes-a-little

No risks with mumma sorry

my god

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sinkovia
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jayiscrazy

I don’t think I ever reblogged before hope I’m doing this right

I LOVE U MAMA

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sxulcxtcher

my mummy is tha best frfr

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pockcock
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t00thpasteface

got told at lunch "you feel like Tumblr Incarnate" and i had to tell them i've been here for 13 years and counting. i was here three years before dashcon happened. i saw the mishapocalypse. i survived the gigapause. i've been here longer than the shoelaces post. i've been here since it was hipsters versus fandom and i played both sides extensively by overdoing the sepia filters on everything and making my own flashing galaxy gif edits for my fandom posts. i'm every tumblr. it's all in me

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dovelylittlebird

Oh ancient one what wisdom do you hold?

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t00thpasteface
  • 99% of callout posts are bullshit and just petty personal drama someone is escalating to get even on a grudge. do not engage with these, do not freelance as a cop
  • DNIs do not work. accept this. internalize that people you don't like will see your posts and engage with them. this is unavoidable and the sooner you make peace with it the freer your mind will be. block the freaks and don't sweat the small stuff
  • building a tight knit circle of fellow weirdos who vibe with your particular quirks and taste is infinitely more rewarding and sustainable than chasing the biggest numbers
  • don't respond to bad-faith arguments or bad takes; just block people, blacklist tags, filter post content, and move on. don't feed the trolls (or the bigots)
  • don't hate-follow
  • don't tag your hate (ex. if you're posting about how much you hate a ship, don't tag it as that ship, etc.)
  • don't feel obligated to keep following someone who posts stuff that upsets/depresses/angers/bores you just because you know them really well, or because you're mutuals, or because you used to like what they post. following is nothing personal and neither is unfollowing
  • op doesn't know you; avoid parasocial relationships
  • don't pick fights or reblog posts just to disagree/argue
  • spread joy and positivity in your circles
  • disable anonymous asks
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peachsayshi
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cloverstellar

you never truly leave a fandom. some day down the road you’re gonna remember the blorbo you were obsessed with when you were ten and never recover the brainrot that’ll attack you out of nowhere

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