Lurker No Longer

@lurkernolonger / lurkernolonger.tumblr.com

Anon who decided to leave her shadowy corner. Masterpost
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When Your Real Life Becomes Fic-Like

* Note: I wrote this the day it happened and saved it as a note on my phone, hence the tense.*

I’m currently in London, and just LOST MY MIND. (No, I did not meet Nico or any other sweet faced, hot bodied, sex voiced famous.)

I was on the bus (242, towards Aldgate, top deck); it was packed so the boy and I had to sit separately. The man sitting beside me got off, but before the boy could join me, another passenger got on and took the seat. She was (and be mindful I’m terrible at guessing age) maybe late 20s or early 30s? Glasses, brown hair, septum piercing, eyes on her phone the way people do.

I was looking out the window, not paying her any attention until I felt her giggling next to me. I looked over and she had this cheeky little grin as she kept scrolling, like one would get when they get a good text from someone they like. I thought “aw cute” and went back to minding my business. A few minutes later though, she’s not giggling anymore. She’s sniffling. From the corner of my eye I see her wiping away a tear. I was sort of having an internal panic about whether to awkwardly offer her a tissue, or awkwardly ignore it, (I, personally, would like the latter) but then...she was smiling again. Big. And I couldn’t help it, I looked at her screen. My stupid, curious, human instinct was to be a creeper. And, WOW, was it the last thing I expected.

This complete random stranger that happened to sit next to me on a bus in a country I’m visiting, WAS READING MY FAN FICTION‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨

I probably inhaled all the oxygen on the bus with a not-so-subtle gasp of sheer shock while my eyes got big and panicky and my face very red, which the boy and I have affectionately dubbed the “danger face”. He saw me and immediately knew something was amiss but I just shook my head then tried to stop every muscle in my body from moving because, well, SHE 👏🏼 WAS 👏🏼 READING 👏🏼 MY 👏🏼 FUCKING 👏🏼 WRITING 👏🏼!!!!!!!!

She switched seats shortly after that, maybe because she recognized me , or - more likely - just thought I was a weird tourist who was making her uncomfortable. But still, that was simultaneously the most amazing, flattering, uncomfortable moment of my life. She laughed, and smiled, and teared. My stupid words did that! And even though I get so much support on here (and AO3), seeing a person sat right next to me enjoying this thing I wrote as a hobby??? I mean, come on!

Thank you, stranger. You made my day. ♥️

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Spell Check

Summary: Finn is too busy crushing. Rae is too busy to notice. Mini uni AU.

Note: I was inspired to write this quick fic by my phone auto-correcting me. So thanks, Apple.

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Rae huffs a sigh when she finally slides into her chair. Glancing at the clock, she releases a relieved but tired breath that blows the hair out of her face when she sees she’s made it to class with time to spare. She had slept through her alarm, barely changed out of her pyjamas, and nearly swallowed her mouthwash in her rush to get out of the dorm. It’s just...uni is exhausting.

If she isn’t working on assignments, she’s studying, and if she isn’t studying she’s panicking about exams, and if she isn’t panicking...well, she’s always panicking, really. Much to her mates’ exasperation, that leaves little time for a social life. Rae can count on her one hand the amount of times this semester she’d joined in for a night at the pub, or even a meal at the chippy in town. With her major in journalism and music minor, her figurative plate was full. (And it’s not like she could eat from a literal plate in front of them anyway.)

This class is her favourite though, and she always makes extra effort to be on time. Not just because Introduction to Sound Recording is the gateway to making her musical dreams come true, but also because it happens to contain some of the fittest lads at uni.

One of which just slipped into the room and is making his way towards her.

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Getting Kinda Used to Being Someone You Love

Summary: A Siren epilogue. Rae and Finn experience different firsts – the good, the bad, and the sexy – of their relationship after Siren and Tuna Sandwich.

Notes: This is fluffy. And dramatic. And it contains an embarrassing attempt at smut. But most of all, it’s long over due. Apologies all around.

Since this is part of the series it may help to have a refresher, so please find the four chapters of Siren and the Tuna Sandwich ficlet on my masterpost.

And you already know where the title is from. Lewis Capaldi, ya’ll.

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Finn can't keep his hands to himself. If Rae is within reach, he has to do just that. Otherwise his palms get itchy, and he feels a little antsy, and his eyes follow her anyway so he figures touching is the natural next step. Plus she's his now, officially, so he's allowed. Finn takes full advantage of the fact that he gets to hold her waist, or twist his fingers in her hair, or (his favourite as of late) tuck a hand in the back pocket of her jeans. Rae always shakes her head a bit at that one, embarrassed by the public intimacy, but Finn revels in it, even gives her arse a bit of a squeeze through the denim, which earns him a pouty glare and a playful smack to his chest or arm – and he enjoys those touches too.

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Anonymous asked:

GIRLLLLLLLLLLL YOU NEED TOSEE THE KNOCK 😱😱😱 SEXYNESS OVERLOAD 👅💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦 I ABSOLUTELY WOULD NOT KICK HIM OUT OF BED EVER. MORE LIKE TIE HIM TO IT FOREVER

AHAHAHAHAH. I haven’t watched it but I’ve seen photos. I get it. Bad Ass Nico is hot. Who knew I would like a neck tattoo. (Almost typed “lick” instead of “like”. Would have worked either way.)

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Anonymous asked:

Hello love, so nice to have you back. I really enjoyed your latest post. We missed you. I hope to look forward to enjoying some of your new awesome gems in the near future. Thanks for the post.

Thank you, Anon! If I ever actually log in, it’s probably to post. Keep your eyes open today! ;)

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Anonymous asked:

You’re actually back!?!?? How the hell are you ? I waas Had to do a double take when I got the notification. I missed you around here j... Tell me about your year? C

Nothing special to tell. I travelled. I worked. I catastrophized. You know, the usual. How are you?

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Anonymous asked:

Hope you’re doing okay. Thought I’d send you all the love from your friendly anon Dee 💕

DEE. I can’t believe you sent me three messages. It’s so nice that you would care enough to keep checking in. You’re the best! Sending you more love back!

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Anonymous asked:

So like I love your fics right? But honestly? The reason I keep coming back?? The boy updates! Do you realize your living in a fic or?????? Like holy crap he’s perfect. The crisps thing?!?!????? Come off it! The sweater/ soup / brownie thing??the day date?!!!! Jesus Christ. You Got me aggy with my bf cuz he’s not like yours 😂😂😂

Hahahaha don’t be mad at your boyfriend! I’m sure he’s lovely in all his own ways.

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Anonymous asked:

Happy birthday J. Miss your around here - C

You remembered by birthday???? I mean…to be fair I have no idea when you sent this so you could have been wrong hahahah but I appreciate it either way. Thank you! :)

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Anonymous asked:

I don't know if you're taking a break or gone for good or whatnot but I was just thinking about how I miss the dickheads and I miss your stuff so I came back and read through your entire masterlist and had to tell you you're so good. Like really really good. I fall in love with your Finn and wanna be funny like your Chop and Rae and wanna have friends like your Archie. Really hope you're not gone for good.

*sigh. The problem with abandoning my inbox is that I come back and get completely overwhelmed by messages like this. Too many undeserved compliments at once. I cannot compute. Thank you, thank you, thank you, Anon. It’s people like you that make all the work of fic writing worth it. x

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Anonymous asked:

so what you think about the mustache?

I think that I am glad that it’s gone. But it’s his face so he can do whatever he wants. I’m here for the insides anyway (mostly :p).

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Anonymous asked:

Your nicotine tag is such comedic relief. I gagged at comdom-ents and sauce me yourself hahahahahahahah why are you so funny omg IMU so much!!!

Hahahahah omg. I forgot I even said those things. Can’t take me anywhere.

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Anonymous asked:

It's writers appreciation day so I'm here to APPRECIATE THE HECK OUTTA YOU. I love love love love your fics and come back often to read them over and over. So much so that your tumblr is a "frequently visited" site in the safari of my phone hahahaaa. If I type l in search it automatically comes up lurkernolonger ahahah I am literally your fan girl. I think you're talented, funny, cute and kind and COOL. And I'm super jealous of your boyf LOLOL. K done embarrassing myself now bye

Wow! That is unbelievable to me! I too have certain authors in my frequently visited hahaha. That is so flattering. I’m sure by now, I am no longer on that list but even being there once is compliment enough. Thank you!! I don’t see myself as any of those nice things you said, but thanks for thinking so.And I promise, the only one embarrassing themselves is me for being this late. Thank you, kind stranger! x

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Anonymous asked:

saw someone reblog that it was writers appreciation day. dropped by to say how much your appreciated then saw you have nt posted in like three months. dafuq! where are you? i hope your OK! i love your stories the way you write the gang and of course your nitcotine tag bahahahah OK byeee im gonna read your entire masterlist now. come back soon please if you want to cause i want you to

Haha dafuq is right. Don’t worry, I am sort of back now. If you consider “very sporadic, only fic posts” back. Thank you so much for still reading. As horrible as I am at replying to things, just know that I appreciate anyone who reads. I write those things for you!

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Anonymous asked:

Although you are taking a break right now, I still could not let this day finish without telling you how much you mean to us. Not long part of the fandom, but certainly no less appreciated. Thanx from the bottom of my heart and take care.

Anon, this is so kind. Thank you. I’m doubt you’ll even see this reply, but just know it’s messages like this that keep me writing. I appreciate you very much.

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Send this to the 12 nicest people who you know or seem to have a good heart. If you get five back then you must be pretty awesome! 💖 (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*✧💕✨💜✧

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Sending this right back at you, lovely. xxx

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Anonymous asked:

Your overseas friend De here just checking in. Hope you’re doing well and life is treating you well. Dunno if you’ve seen the new head shots of Bae or not but god damn 😍😍😍 lots of love xxx

Dee again! Friend, thank you so much for trying to keep me posted in this long ass hiatus of mine. You’re the best. And yes, I saw them. The one in the coat is my fave!

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