“You dare act against the person who is mine?”

“…𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘴𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯, 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰.”

“𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝙢𝙚, 𝘈𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘭.”

i would never use logic. that's appropriating vulcan culture.

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Don't overthink it, angel.

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dick long and prostate or whatever that pointy eared fucker loves to say

+bonus Joo Won flirting back

tumblr wrapped: you made 128953258 posts about that pathetic dead gay bitch from a show that ended years ago

32yo man on vr chat being groomed by a 55yo man

Do I get a reward for helping with your anti-aging?

have some mercy my dude

A friend was like, "What if Muriel needed advice from the angel and demon on their shoulder—who happen to be Aziraphale and Crowley—but they start making out instead"

Arg?

Unrestrained summer fun

Someone help him, the floor is broken

crowley’s night at the theater

Ugh 😭😭😭