they did Not like the dr phil cut

This will always be my favorite gifset. Ever.

im morally obligated to reblog this every time i see it

get ready for an exuberant summer

Reblog to experience an exuberant summer.

I’m so mad because this worked

help me roger

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

………my friend has made me curious

help me roger

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

I have no luck right now. Halp.

Why does this have so many notes

because its not one of your posts.

Roger is precious to me.

Help me Roger

I mean…. my page is dead anyways. No one comments or asks questions via the ask thing so I guess I could.

Next up in the torment nexus: weed gummies that kill you

Some people are taking "Nobody in history has died of a THC overdose" as a challenge.

Love the people in the notes like "this would fix me" bestie this thing would dissolve your brain into a fine mist. You would discover the kind of mental illnesses Freud could only dream of. Forget meeting the Hat Man this is what turns you into the Hat Man. This is worse than that torture drug that makes you expirience 600 billion years in a second. This is the secret to honest to god shifting. The fucking MK-ULTRA era CIA would tell you to dial it back if you showed them this thing. This is the closest humans have ever come to making a physical manifestation of a bad idea. The only thing this is fixing is fixing to turn you inside out.

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This is what eating that whole gummy would turn you into

one of the tragedies of bionicle is how consistently it would throw in little mysteries and then completely fail the landing. tahtorak shows up demanding "give me the answer" to a question no one knows but the question was just "how the fuck did i get here"

can you blame him? poor guy is confused in a big city with no idea how he got there

I think the thing people who are whining about super earth on twitter are missing is that basically everyone going OORA I LOVE SUPER EARTH SHOOT THE BUGS BLOW UP THE BOTS WOOHOO INVINCIBLE already know super earth is dystopic police state with no actual liberty or democracy. they just find it funny and fun as hell to go full starship troopers "I'm doing my part!"

They don't need to engage with super earth's actual politics, the game doesn't require them to, so they don't.

Remember how people used to say dnd and doom are evil and satanic? Well now you can say its fascistic instead. Sorry but larping as a bootlicker in a videogame doesn't make me love the feds in real life.

The irony of pseudo intellectuals crying about the Helldivers fan base “not getting” the satire are the ones not getting the satire because most of the people they think are oh so dumb are actually participating in the satire

“There’s a cure?!” asked the girl that kills everything she touches.  “Hey shut up we’re perf” replied the girl that makes clouds. 

For real though. Storm has stopped an entire tsunami before. “Makes clouds my ass” she can conjure lightning and tornadoes and is revered as a god in her tribe. She literally changes atmospheric pressure and that’s how she flies. So fuck you. Storm is flawless.

I think you missed the part where the GIRL WHO KILLS EVERYTHING SHE TOUCHES wants to NOT KILL EVERYTHING SHE TOUCHES and everyone dismisses her incredible misfortune just because the lady who is the AVATAR OF THE STORM won the fucking SUPERPOWER LOTTERY

“Finally, a cure for my chainsaw hands!” decreed Chainsaw-Hands Joe.

“There is no cure,” said Johnny Five-Dicks. “There’s nothing wrong with us.”

Heritage post

It turns out the cookies are real — sort of.

They are baked at the home of Lara MacLean, who has been a “puppet wrangler” for the Jim Henson Company for almost three decades. MacLean started as an intern for Sesame Workshop in 1992 and has been working for the team ever since.

The recipe, roughly: Pancake mix, puffed rice, Grape-Nuts and instant coffee, with water in the mixture. The chocolate chips are made using hot glue sticks — essentially colored gobs of glue.

The cookies do not have oils, fats or sugars. Those would stain Cookie Monster. They’re edible, but barely. “Kind of like a dog treat,” MacLean says.

Before she reinvented the recipe in the 2000s, the creative team behind “Sesame Street” used versions of rice crackers and foams to make the cookies. The challenge was that the rice crackers would make more of a mess and get stuck in Cookie’s fur. And the foams didn’t look like cookies once they broke apart.

Cookie has been portrayed since 2001 by David Rudman, who took over the role from Frank Oz. Rudman’s right hand moves the mouth, which is eating, and his left hand holds the cookies. Both work in concert to break the cookies, which means they have to be soft enough to fall apart.

Rudman said soft cookies are best, adding, “The more crumbs, the funnier it is. If he eats the cookie, and it only breaks into two pieces if it’s too hard, it’s just not funny,” he said. “It looks almost painful. But if he eats a cookie and it explodes into a hundred crumbs, that’s where the comedy comes from.”

MacLean has perfected a recipe that is “thin enough that it’ll explode into a hundred crumbs,” Rudman said. “But it’s not too thin that it’ll break in my hand when I’m holding it.”

Not every (human) guest realizes that the cookies aren’t meant to be eaten. Adam Sandler appeared on an episode and decided to share in the muppet's delight by spontaneously eating a cookie with him on set.

“As soon as the cameras cut, he was like, ‘Blech!' ” MacLean said.

Sightings of Mothman are sometimes surrounded by strange phenomena. Some of these events are more infamous such as the Men in Black that were detailed in The Mothman Prophecies. Other strange things tended to occur around Mothman as well. 

In Salem, West Virginia, one witness by the name of Merle Partridge (alias Newell Partridge in some documents) reported strange patterns that appeared on his television. Moments later, he heard noises - loud, high pitched whines like from a machine. He could see two glowing red lights that looked like eyes from his fields and his dog, Bandit, was howling. Bandit was acting strange, Partridge claimed, as though he was constantly on alert. In a jolt of a moment, Bandit bound off into the fields and disappeared, never to be seen again. 

Partridge ran into the fields after Bandit and followed muddy footprints to the general area that the glowing red eyes had been located. As the trail of dog prints came to an end, they began to circle with no trail leading away. Partridge searched for his beloved pet for weeks but never found him. It is theorized by some that Bandit was taken by Mothman.

"I'm gonna make a Paladin... but they're EVIL"

"I'm gonna make a Tiefling... but they're GOOD"

"I'm gonna make a Thief... but they steal from the CORRUPT!"

"I'm gonna make a Priestess... but she's secretly a SUCCUBUS"

>Those four characters standing there looking stonefaced at literally every DnD player's characters being the same things because subverting expectations has become the norm.

gotta be more creative when coming up with dnd characters now a days

Reblog so she lives forever.