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@zodiyactus / zodiyactus.tumblr.com

Conspiracy theories and chill?
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here’s my palmmmm for the reading :) Hello dear, nice hand! Love the commitment. Although palm readings are incredibly accurate, I do see something else that is very concerning. There is a white candle in the background. Unlit. That can indicate severe danger- I’m sensing animal attack or food poisoning. Don’t tell me you ate Taco Bell in the past 4 years.

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wait you don't get vaccines? Are you afraid of needles or something? It's called herd immunity, as long as enough people have the vaccine, people like the elderly and infants for whom it would be unsafe to get a vaccine are unlikely to get the disease. But you're not helping by not getting the vaccine, it's like recycling, you on your own might not do all that much, but all of us together do a big part. TL:DR get vaccinated, it makes everyone else safe.

Wow, this did not age well.

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i go through gfs like nobodies business but i always think my current gf is my soulmate, i am a bit overbearing on friends at times but it’s cuz i love them more than anything. i only have a few really really great friends n i stg id do anything for them. a LOT of casual friends. im a stereotype of my sign tbh. good at flirting but not at expressing my real feelings. i laugh a lot, i flirt a lot, call all my friends babe or sweetheart. pt2

Wow, that’s rlly cool. Can you teach me how to flirt? 🥵

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What monq flavor you should buy according to your sign

Aries: Active (bitter orange, black pepper, sage)

Taurus: Mountain (juniper leaf, peppermint, scotch pine)

Gemini: Cheer (frankincense, palo santo, sweet myrrh)

Cancer: Ocean (eucalyptus, lime, tangerine)

Leo: Vibrant (ginger, lemon, spearmint)

Virgo: Focus (bergamot, black pepper, caraway, cardamom, cinnamon + more)

Libra: Love (cocoa, davana, siam wood)

Scorpio: Sexy (jasmine, lime, patchouli)

Sagittarius: Zen (frankincense, sweet orange, ylang ylang)

Capricorn: Relieve (ginger, helichrysum, spikenard)

Aquarius: Happy (fennel, thyme, vanilla)

Pisces: Sleepy (chamomile, kava, lavender)

*for those who don’t know, Monq is an aromatherapy diffuser that uses natural and organic ingredients to create different aromatherapy difusers. To recive 10% off your monq purchase follow this link —> https://monq.com/shop/ref/2613/

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What monq flavor you should buy according to your sign

Aries: Active (bitter orange, black pepper, sage)

Taurus: Mountain (juniper leaf, peppermint, scotch pine)

Gemini: Cheer (frankincense, palo santo, sweet myrrh)

Cancer: Ocean (eucalyptus, lime, tangerine)

Leo: Vibrant (ginger, lemon, spearmint)

Virgo: Focus (bergamot, black pepper, caraway, cardamom, cinnamon + more)

Libra: Love (cocoa, davana, siam wood)

Scorpio: Sexy (jasmine, lime, patchouli)

Sagittarius: Zen (frankincense, sweet orange, ylang ylang)

Capricorn: Relieve (ginger, helichrysum, spikenard)

Aquarius: Happy (fennel, thyme, vanilla)

Pisces: Sleepy (chamomile, kava, lavender)

*for those who don’t know, Monq is an aromatherapy diffuser that uses natural and organic ingredients to create different aromatherapy difusers. To recive 10% off your monq purchase follow this link —> https://monq.com/shop/ref/2613/

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Send me your sun, moon, and rising and I’ll tell you which monq blend is perfect for you!!

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witchtips

Just ordered these MONQ aromatherapy inhalers. I’ll let you guys know if they’re worth the $20!

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Personal Oil Diffuser - Does it Work?

I’ve been testing out a weird and unique product, an essential oil diffuser that works like an e-cigarette! Here’s my review of them :) 

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cheezeburqer

If you have anxiety, really really bad. Please try MONQ. I just got my zen monq today, and I feel so good. And I haven’t felt good in awhile.

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Moon to Uranus Synastry

Conjunction: There is an awakening about each other’s emotional needs and wants in a relationship. They are attracted to each other’s uniqueness and independence. The Moon more so to Uranus’s personality or energy and Uranus see’s the inner rebel and inner quirks of the Moon person.

Trine: There is unpredictability in the relationship but it stimulates each other. The erratic feel could liberate each other or change each other as well as give a sense of excitement to the relationship. Spontaneity and space are part of this relationship. A person who isn’t comfortable with instability and unpredictability can find these easier aspects to be unnerving.

Sextile: The Moon can share feelings and Uranus ideas or mentality with some harmony. There is an unstable feel but it brings exhilaration and fascination to the relationship. They can feel accepted by each other and admire one another’s individuality. A person who isn’t comfortable with instability and unpredictability can find these easier aspects to be unnerving.

Opposition: There is a strong lesson about freedom vs. restraint, dependence vs. independence, and intimacy vs. alone time or separation. Any attraction is all about fascination and even a bit of confusion. Could free each other of negative attachments somehow.

Square: The emotional inner self of one person is clashing with the “higher mind” of another. The relationship can feel volatile and chaotic. Things could easily be on and off again or one partner may always feel in the dark. A partner living double lives could happen. There can be a feeling of rebellion against each other. But a relationship that survives this aspect is one that can deal with change and the unexpected.

Inconjunct/Quincunx: Different worlds collide with this aspect. One partner might not be able to handle the other’s independence. Uncertainty and doubt can plague the relationship. Learning from each other takes a lot of patience and will. It will likely be a longer lesson.

Semi-sextile: The unpredictability in the relationship is there to make each other stronger. They can be creative when together, even visionaries. Healing and comfort is done through freedom and change. At a possible end to the union is missing how each other’s mind and individuality actually gave comfort. Even with some of the positives of this aspect, unpredictability could have put a strain on the relationship.

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I am pretty sure mercury is in retrograde and that makes so much sense because June was such a great month mentally for me and July has been so messy.

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Your three identities

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐀𝐒𝐂𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐍𝐓 

The outermost shell. An identity that manifests externally in new surroundings.

  • physical appearances  
  • body language 
  • first impressions
  • demeanor

Energy of the rising sign is most evident in scenarios with strangers or new acquaintances, or in new environments. Our ascendant is the first impression we give others. It embodies how we act when cautious of our behavior and how others may perceive our behavior. It answers the questions; “how do I feel should I act? How do want to be seenHow do I portray myself to people who don’t know me?” The ascendant is our default “mask” we wear throughout our lives. It is an impression we send others, cautiously or not, and not necessarily indicative of the person we are deep down.

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐔𝐍:

 The middle shell. An identity that manifests externally in familiar surroundings.

  • self esteem 
  • social relevance 
  • ego
  • status amongst others

The sun deals with interactions amongst people we see everyday or are acquainted with. The sun energy is about taking in your interactions with others and reflecting it unto our own behavior. This is where social energy can be harnessed. The sun identity is largely dependent on how you are influenced by others. It asks the questions; “How do I respond to a life of changing stimuli? How assertive am I? What kind of people do I surround myself with? ” Because humans are social creatures, the sun has a large influence on our identity. Our sun identity is usually most identifiable. Many times we feel most connected to this identity. It is responsible for a great deal of our behavior.

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐎𝐎𝐍: 

The core. An identity that manifests internally and within oneself.

  • mood
  • instinct
  • pride
  • emotional dependence

The moon has the most power over us when we are alone. Our moon embodies the person we are when we are separated from other’s influence. It is the person we are when left alone with our thoughts, anxieties, and wishes. It controls how dependent we feel on others and how much power our emotions have on our behaviors, decisions, and mood. It answers the questions; “how often does my mood fluctuate? What do I need to feel emotionally satisfied? How do I handle trauma and grieving? “What kind of things do I crave and long for?”

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Beatles + Moon Signs

Aries Moon (Paul McCartney) - baby face, readable facial expressions, originals, knows how to get what they want, passionate, lives in the moment, takes everything personally, self-confident, outgoing, temperamental, easily bored, impulsive, crushing on everyone, childlike innocence, self-centered at times

Taurus Moon (George Harrison) - adores food, an eye for aesthetics, naturally pretty, favors stability and domestic life, romantic, relies on instincts, calming presence

Gemini Moon (John Lennon) - moody, unpredictable, likes to talk, witty conversationalists, can be anxious, restless, likes to read, bored by routine, snappy at times, open minded

Cancer Moon (George Harrison) - family is important, sympathetic, respected, clingy, peaceful, likes the quiet, good memory, good sense of humor, likes to make people laugh, warm, protective

Leo Moon (Paul McCartney) - vibrant, doesn’t listen to advice, defensive, likes to be the center of attention around friends and family, likes to have control, can come across as bossy, likes to entertain, creative, dramatic, dignified, popular, needs love and attention, prideful

Virgo Moon (Ringo Starr) - modest, hard-working, helpful, practical, enjoys the little things, can lack self-confidence, content with simple lives, worrier, shy around new people, trustworthy, good at giving advice, attentive to detail, curious personality, enthusiastic

Libra Moon (Paul McCartney) - a people pleaser, soothing voice, great fashion sense, enjoys socializing, doesn’t like to do anything alone, gentle, charming, can be flirtatious, always has the last word, ambitious

Scorpio Moon (George Harrison) - sees through your bullshit, emotionally intense, wants to experience everything, loyal when committed, emotionally driven, easily reads people, intimate, observant, interested in the taboo, welcomes change

Sagittarius Moon (John Lennon) - charismatic, humorous, creative, ambitious, easygoing, needs personal freedom, likes going to new places, likes competition, dislikes routine, a habit of running away, a bit restless, lover of truth, free-spirited

Capricorn Moon (Ringo Starr) - reserved, ambitious, the parent friend, leadership roles, struggles to ask for what they want, puts others before themselves, responsible for their actions, confides in close friends, trustworthy, can be stubborn, stability and structure

Aquarius Moon (John Lennon) - unique, strong imagination, intuitive, powerful defense mechanisms, feels like they don’t fit in, jealous, can be emotionally detached, strives to be unusual, independent, unpredictable emotions

Pisces Moon (Ringo Starr) - youthful appearance, emotional, caring, strong appreciation for the arts, compassionate, day dreamer, silly sense of humor, giggles a lot, relies on intuition, cries during movies, open minded, incredibly empathetic

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What the signs probably need rn

Aries: Peace

Taurus: Love

Gemini: Attention

Cancer: Variety

Leo: Affection

Virgo: Adventure

Libra: Passion

Scorpio: Sleep

Sagittarius: Productivity

Capricorn: Rest

Aquarius: Laughter

Pisces: Understanding

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