The temptress within must be released!

like to charge reblog to cast

Woman, have some mercy on me 😭

@sissa-arrows @el-shab-hussein @dirhwangdaseul

This team is great. They give lifestraws and bulletproof backpacks and solar-powered batteries to Palestinians in Ghazzah. I'm glad to see that its helped so many. You can donate to this team from the link in their Instagram so they can keep up the effort.

NEW LIZZIE MOVIE FOAMING AT MOUTH

BITCH RACHEL WEISZ IS ALSO IN IT I FUCKINF CATNNNT

and let the history books name joe biden, rishi sunak, justin trudeau, emmanuel macron, ursula von der leyen and every other world leader who did not step in to prevent the genocide of palestine as cold-blooded murderers. may they face a shred of the immeasurable pain and suffering they allowed to be committed against 2.2. million innocent lives.

A journalist stationed at a Gaza hospital who has been able to make a call via his Turkish sim:

"We’re in Al-Aqsa Martyrs Hospital. We have no idea what’s happening. There’s no connection, no Wi-Fi, no reporters. We’re cut off from everything.. People can’t call ambulances or civil defense. We are being bombed in an unprecedented manner. The sky around us just lights up [with explosions], and no one knows what’s going on. You can’t reach anyone, even if they’re only 500 meters away. Ambulances and medics are begging reporters to let them know which streets are getting bombarded to go rescue the victims but the reporters themselves don’t know where anything is happening [because of the connection loss]. We are trying to report the news but we have no idea what’s happening.”

Sorority! Wanda x Reader AU pt 2 (inspired by Taylor Sloane)

A/N : Hello everyone, this is part 2 of call it what you want series. Hope you all love it. Really excited for you all to read it. Please show some love and support! It means the world to me.

Also Thank you @xxxtwilightaxelxxx for being so supportive and editing it out. She is such a good editor. You all. I was amazed by her skills and all the ideas she pitched it. It made the chapter so much more amazing.

Buy me a Coffee / Ko-fi (if you wanna show some extra support <3)

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Wanda danced to the music playing on the stereo as she drove, her body swaying to the beats as you watched her, enchanted by her beauty, especially the strand of her hair that covered the side of her face when she flicked them, one of her hands placing on your shoulder. She gave you a mischievous smile as the music started slowing down, the song coming to an end, her hand sliding down your shoulder to your hand and you looked at her questioningly but a smile remained intact on your lips at her antics, "What?" You chuckled at her when she winked at you. You thought she was going to hold your hand but your eyes widened when she placed it on her crotch and you could feel the strap on underneath her clothing.

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

the time is now

hell yeah

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

it’s called the purple ramjet

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

shove a vase up your ass

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

i call it the matterhorn

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”

I call this one the Megahorny

Just cram an entire table lamp up there

Me every time this post crosses my dash:

My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.

Plate. 

I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog

Compiling some of the best ones from the replies-

How you gonna do us like that bruh???

ITS BACK

M U S H R O O M

en garde

i guess this is the long post all the gays are collectively reblogging today huh

Idk how to work it on mobile which makes me sad

This this fucking terrible thing just killed me

I was just scrolling and my friend asked why I was dying and i just had shown them this.

They are scared of me i think

The one time the internet is expected to make dicks, the internet immediately makes everything except dicks.

I cant breathe anymore ;-;

Cringey WandaNat

Sweet Adeline-singing motherfucker

#BUCKYBARNES: I just tripped and fell into his bed!

Reblog to make it die faster

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

When I was in the hospital, they gave me a big bracelet that said ALLERGY, but like. I'm allergic to bees. Were they going to prescribe me bees in there.

Happy Bisexual Visibility Month y’all <3

NOBODY REMINDED ME THAT TAKE BACK THE NIGHT TURNED TEN? NOBODY?

KING IM SO SORRY I FORGOT HAPPY BIRTHDAY