In Which She’s Sleeping Beauty
Summary: The Avengers come home to find you sleeping on the couch. However, they have a little debate as to who’s carrying you to your bedroom. An argument full of pointless dramatics ensues. After all, it’s the Avengers. What could go wrong?
Warnings: Avengers x Fem!Reader, Fluff, A Surprise.
Note: I hope you all enjoy this! I also would like to apologize that I haven’t really completed any of the requests. I am working on them. My excuse is that I was hired as a ghostwriter and I’ve just been putting all of my efforts into that right now. Thank you all for putting up with me.
The ambient noise of the television show Y/N had been watching was left playing in the background. It was soon blurred by the cacophony of voices. More specifically, the voices, both soft and loud, of the Avengers.
The three-day mission did nothing to dissipate the adrenaline in their veins. From the Quinjet and all the way to the compound, they’ve been bickering about silly things.
Their discussion about putting magnets on Bucky’s metal arm came to a halt as they spotted a blanketed figure on the couch. Natasha was the first to notice that the person asleep was Y/N.
“Guys, shut up.” The Black Widow hissed to her colleagues. Unfortunately, Tony and Steve returned to debating about the proper management of the team. Natasha only sighed and gritted her teeth. “I swear to God, if you don’t zip your mouth, I’ll remove your tongue.”
That got everyone to stay silent, especially Tony. Mumbles of apologies bounced from one person to another. They froze as movement came from their sleeping ray of sunshine.
Natasha’s eyes darted between Y/N and the standing Avengers. “If you wake her up, I’ll strangle you.”
That earned a sarcastic laugh from Tony. He raised his arms in surrender. “This is ridiculous, I’ll have one of my suits carry her to her room. No need for the violence, Natasha.”
“Don’t use your suit, Stark.” Steve nudged Tony with his shoulder, bumping harder than intending to. “It might drop her. Or worse, wake her up.”
Wanda pushed past the prideful men, a proud grin forming on her face. “I’ll be the one to carry her upstairs. It’s so easy.”
This time was Pietro who intervened. He sped to Wanda’s side, sending her a harsh glare. “You’re careless. Your powers might backfire and end up dropping her down the stairs.”
“Then it’s settled,” Sam appeared, puffing his chest out like a determined caveman. “I’ll fly Y/N upstairs.”
“No!” Bucky immediately shoved Sam out of the way. A series of death glares came by his way but Bucky paid no attention to them as he continued. “Who in their right mind would trust someone with metal wings?”
Sam scoffed, poking his finger at the Winter Soldier’s chest, a very buff chest at that. “Who in their right mind would trust someone with a metal arm?”
Bucky winced slightly, whispering, “Touché”
“Might I suggest—” Loki suddenly appeared in front of all the debating men and women. He had only got two seconds of the sentence when he was interrupted by everyone.
“I am… offended.” Loki shrugged, sighing exasperatedly before vanishing completely.
“I think it’s best if I do this. I have more brains than all of you combined.” Tony sighed, stretching exaggeratedly.
“Smart is going to wake her up. She needs gentle.” Wanda pointed out.
“No offense, sister,” Pietro whizzed about. “But you’re not exactly gentle.”
Wanda’s mouth hung agape. She was more than offended. Powers at her ready, she glared at her brother. “I should bury you twenty feet in the ground.”
Pietro laughed as he shrugged casually — not before whizzing to Natasha’s side, he wasn’t a fool. “That’s not gentle.”
“This is childish, I’ll do it.” Steve interjected. He parted the crowd. But before he could reach you, all hell broke loose.
“No, don’t. Your weirdly shaped muscles will wake her up,” Tony exclaimed. He yelped a second after when Natasha pinched him for being so loud.
“You’re all being idiots. Let me do it. As the only royal here, I am the most perfect candidate for this.” Thor stood proudly, grinning like a madman.
“You have weirdly shaped muscles too.” Sam shrugged.
“No, you’ll hulk out. Let me do it. I’m more handsome than y’all.”
“You can’t be trusted, Wilson. I’ll do it. I’m a soldier, damn it.”
“Oh, please. Your eyeliner will wake her up the moment you touch her. I’ll do it, at least she’ll recognize a woman’s touch.”
“A woman’s touch, eh? This is news.”
“This has gone far too long.”
The Avengers all turn to the owner of the new voice. They were all surprised to see Stephen Strange casually lounging on the kitchen counter, posing like a French woman. He sat up straight, and before anyone could resist he moves his arms whimsically and before anyone knew, you disappeared.
Strange bowed down comically. His goofy smirk was still plastered on his face despite the glares of everyone in the room.
“She’s not in her room! Where is she, Strange?” Pietro was back and forth from the rooms to the lounge in a blink of an eye. He was livid.
“What do you mean she’s not there?” Natasha raised an eyebrow. If anything was going to get her angry, it was this.
“I mean, her room is completely empty. I even searched the whole compound and maybe stole Stark’s credit cards but she’s not there.”
Realizing the seriousness of the situation, Stephen waved everyone a goodbye. “See you when someone tries to destroy the earth. Bye!”
Your eyes fluttered open to their own accord. A headache was beginning to form, and your muscles were weirdly sore. You panicked to see that the people in front of you were complete strangers.
“Who are you? Where’s Bucky?” You asked, scurrying away from the weirdly looking bunch.
“Who the hell is Bucky?” A man replied. He was dressed in a red tight suit with a lightning flashed on it.
“I’m really freaking out here so could you please just tell me your names?” You pushed once more. You couldn’t believe that one minute you were enjoying binging on television shows and now you were with strangers.
“I’m Diana,” The woman replied. She was wearing some sort of armor. She did have nice black hair, plus she was really pretty.
“I’m Arthur, God of Fishes.” A bulkier man replied. He was large. Buffer than Steve, you dared to say.
“I’m Bruce. This is Victor, he doesn’t like talking much.” Another guy said. He had the deepest voice you ever heard.
“And where am I?” You asked as the world started to spin.
“Welcome to the Bat Cave.”
(marvel tag list: @not-jk-rowling, @the-crime-fighting-spider, @thewhinersoldier, @saharzek, @hottrashformarvel, @peregrinestook, @smol-flower-kiddo, @sireennotsiren, @samiiicg, @regulusirius, @jitterbuck, @moose-on-the-l00se, @gracielou0518, @geeksareunique , @mikaelsontrash, @thegirlthatdoeseverything, @witchseer25607, @buckylaufeysonstuff, @knittedsweatersandleatherjackets, @shydinosaurcandy)