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@amazonianbeauty

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So.....

I'm leaving for my roadtrip tomorrow,

If u have voted, please send this to any of ur mutals or re blog, it would be so helpful for me. Thanks 😄

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I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Then bring me luck

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

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Posting!

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4stroph3l

Please potato of luck, i have a german test tommorow that i havent studied for, please give me a good grade

Always post the potato!!

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THIS is absolutely iconic. @lokischambermaid look at this 😆

@ifuckinghatetomhiddleston you’re a goddam genius.

Me digging my own grave rn:

It. Is. Too. FUCKING. EARLY. FOR. THIS!!

It’s never too early for this, wash your mouth out 😆😂😂

Have a good day! ❤️🤭

I had to pick a gif. There were so many good ones.

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New Mature Content Warning Overlay (And How to Get Rid of It)

More fun community label "features"! Unlike the new mandatory label for #NSFW, this one is a bigger deal to me because it affects my entire blog and it can't be avoided by just using a different tag.

Apparently on custom blog layouts, if you happen to post or reblog even a SINGLE post that's been flagged with the mature content community label, a full-page warning overlay will appear blurring out your entire blog that must be manually clicked through every single time the page is refreshed. At first I thought this was just a bug due to my older layout but I've come to realize it's not. It's a feature (as confirmed by this recent changes post) that affects all custom themes. The formatting will vary based on your own theme but here's what it looks like on my blog:

I don't know about you but I find this is stupid and annoying. If it could be dismissed once and never seen again that might be one thing, but that's not the case. The vast majority of my blog is not "mature" enough to warrant such an aggressive and invasive warning. I also think pop-ups are obnoxious in general and I'll be damned if tumblr's going to force me to have one on MY blog.

After some desperate googling for a known workaround and being unable to find even a single mention of it, I decided to take on the challenge myself. I'm not a theme coder, so apologies if there's a better way to do this, but luckily it only took me like 10 minutes to figure out a simple fix, which I'm now sharing with anyone else who may want it:

.community-label-cover__wrapper {display: none}

Just copypaste that somewhere in your CSS and goodbye pop-up!

If you're not sure how to access your theme code, check out this help article. You can also add the code via the Advanced Options menu, which is actually even better (if you can get it to work, it depends on how your theme was coded), because it will then automatically be reapplied to a lot of themes without having to remember to manually add it every time if you change your theme in the future.

Obviously this will only remove it from your own blog for anyone who may visit it. If you never want to see this warning again on other people's blogs you can also add this custom filter to your ad block:

tumblr.com##.community-label-cover__wrapper

Unfortunately I do not have an easy tutorial on hand for this one as the method will depend on your specific ad block app or extension.

Some additional notes:

  • After adding the theme code and saving the changes, give it a minute to update as it sometimes takes a little while for the page to refresh.
  • The warning overlay only seems to appear if a "mature" post is on the FIRST page of your blog, which is still annoying and makes the whole thing even more pointless and stupid because what if someone visits any other page of your blog, and oh no, happens to see "mature" content they weren't warned about?!
  • The warning also appears on direct links to "mature" posts.
  • This hack has NOTHING to do with entire blogs that have been flagged as NSFW. It only works for non-flagged blogs with custom themes that happen to have individual "mature" posts.

[Image: Screencap of the mature content overlay. The background is almost completely black; text reads, "Mature Content: This blog may contain potentially mature content." A clickable bubble reading "View blog" is beneath that, with a text link reading "Go to my dashboard" beneath the bubble. End ID.]

Another useful one to be passing around about now, methinks.

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makiruz

Literally had to do this right now; Tumblr why?

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Dancing On My Own (Chris Beck Imagine)

Requested by Anonymous: omg I love your seb fics and I was wondering if I could request an angsty Chris Beck x reader one maybe based off of sad, beautiful, tragic or back to December by Taylor swift where the reader and Chris are together/in love before his mission but he comes home and breaks her heart when he tells her about falling for Beth and how he’s having a baby with her and it isn’t until years later when he’s invited to the wedding of the reader and some other character that he regrets leaving her ilysm

PROMPT:  Chris Beck comes back from the mission and breaks the news that he is in love with Beth to Y/N. 

WARNINGS: ANGST.

A/N Okay so I already had an idea like this called “Dancing On My Own” so I decided to combine the two together, I hope you don’t mind!

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Somebody said you got a new friend

Does she love you better than I can?

It’s a big black sky over my town

I know where you at, I bet she’s around

Yeah, I know it’s stupid

I just gotta see it for myself

Before Chris left, he kissed Y/N and promised that they were gonna spend the rest of their lives together. The pair never said goodbye. They always just said ‘I’ll see you later.’ They never believed in goodbyes. Y/N shared with Chris her belief that everyone finds their way back to each other, there is never a goodbye. Chris loved that. 

One month into the mission, they talked almost every week, going on and on about how much they loved each other. Six months later, Y/N was glad to see him at least once a month. When she found out they were going to do a rescue mission for Watney, selfish thoughts clouded her brain. She felt awful that the only thing she was worried about is if her and Chris’ ‘relationship’ could survive even longer than what was planned. 

Y/N stayed tuned in the NASA updates on TV, hoping that all was well with Chris and the team. When she turned on the TV and saw a live broadcast of the team, including Watney, she couldn’t help but feel a weight lifted off her shoulders. But her world came crashing down when Chris and Beth shared a kiss in front of the whole world.

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lady of the ghosts [masterlist]

king!bucky x lady!reader

After a great plague ravages your city, you are looking to marry to secure safety for your people. With a war finally ending, the nearby kingdoms are looking to celebrate. King James "Bucky" Barnes decides to continue his family's tradition of hosting a courting season. A medieval courting marvel AU. Warnings: war, torture, blood, violence, death, alcohol, sexism, racism, disease, burning alive, poison, lmk if i've missed anything (this will be updated along with the chapters)

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Anachronism masterlist

Or the placing of persons, events, objects, or customs in times to which they do not belong

Last update: December 25th 2022

Summary: Sprained ankles, snowstorms, blood-thirsty wolves and feral super soldiers. What was supposed to be a peaceful walk in the woods surrounding the cabin you're staying in with your best friend Steve quickly turns devastating, forcing your path to cross with a mysterious and burly man who can't seem to grasp social cues and the concept of privacy. His past is a puzzle that can't seem to be solved and your feelings for the sweet and giant man quickly develop from friendly gratitude to something neither of you can't quite grasp.

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x fem!reader, Steve Rogers x fem!reader

Warnings: Bigfoot!Bucky, 6'6" Bucky (he's massive. so beefy), manhandling, technically kidnapping but it's all good, reader almost gets hypothermia, Smut (18+)

[More warnings will be added along with future chapters]

A/N: I present to you beefy!Bucky that is also technically a hot Yeti. Feral vibes only and also obsessed with his girl. So ridiculously self-indulgent but any and all suggestions, thoughts and wishes are so, so welcome since I’m still writing the rest of the series.

Chapters (estimate)

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Dark Autumnal Prompts

Please credit this blog if you use any prompts.

  1. You get lost in a corn maze and meet an overly helpful stranger.
  2. You find something most unexpected behind the curtain at the local fair.
  3. After a first date of apple picking, you find the orchard is rather sinister after dark.
  4. A fun afternoon making jack-o-lanterns ends with a carving knife to your throat.
  5. A romantic hayride turns into a kidnapping.
  6. After a long day of making jam, you gift your overly curious neighbour a jar, an unintended act of encouragement.
  7. You don’t notice the stranger watching you from beneath the pile of freshly raked leaves.
  8. A costume party sees you leaving with the wrong date.
  9. You receive a scented candle as a gift, not realising it’s laced with more than wax.
  10. You don’t notice the stranger following you around the farmer’s market.
  11. A bonfire ends in a drunken disaster.
  12. You indulge in some unknowingly spiked hot chocolate.
  13. A full moon brings out unexpected behaviour.
  14. You get trapped on a ferris wheel with a handsy date.
  15. An autumnal hike turns into a rampant chase.
  16. The haunted house isn’t as ‘fake’ as you thought.
  17. Your costume draws some unwanted attention.
  18. A scary halloween prank is revealed to be more.
  19. You don’t believe in magic until you’re put under a spell.
  20. A late night visit to the cemetery leaves you spooked.
  21. While cleaning out an old cabin, you discover an unexpected inhabitant.
  22. Your ex crashes thanksgiving to try to win you back.

In case people are looking for seasonal inspo

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ATTENTION EVERYONE!

if you wanna keep seeing smut fics/any other mature content, you must go to your settings, go to “content you see,” and hit “show” for mature content! otherwise, those dirty fics & other content with the mature community label will be hidden completely from your view, as if they don’t exist. this is going to make it difficult for fic writers/other mature content creators to get their work seen on the site, so please make others aware to change their settings so they can continue seeing it.

apparently tumblr is making us do that now or they’ll add them for us, and if they add them for us, we can’t take the labels off or edit them. that’s if it’s missing the label and if they deem it’s mature & needs said label. and yes, reblogs of mature content apparently need a label, too. i found all of this info at the tumblr help desk, so if you wanna read more on it, i suggest going over there and checking it out!

please spread the word, so that others know, too! because this has apparently been in place for almost a week, and i knew nothing of it until last night.

this is what the page looks like in my settings. ALL OF THESE WERE SET TO "HIDE" BY DEFAULT. you need to go in and change them to "show" to actually see everything from the people you're following.

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trapezequeen

Pietro Maximoff/Tommy Maximoff

They even having matching stripes down their arms in the middle two! :D

Wanda and Billy Comparison is found 👉🏼 wanda/billy

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